Geordies in turmoil
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A monumental meltdown for the owners of Saudi United Football club
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Mackems have made it into Europe |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | they are playing here, here here. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | and possibly Milan |
| 00:10 - 00:14 | drinking at pubs here here and here |
| 00:17 - 00:22 | not interested in the Mackems, where are we playing in Europe |
| 00:24 - 00:29 | My Boss, we |
| 00:29 - 00:34 | we sank quicker in league than it took for the Titanic to go down |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | we never made Europe |
| 00:51 - 00:59 | Anyone with piles, needs a piss or a crap leave now |
| 01:12 - 01:16 | This cant be happening, Mackems in Europe and not us |
| 01:16 - 01:25 | We are the richest club in the world |
| 01:25 - 01:29 | Arsenal, Man City and Liverpool should be licking our boots |
| 01:29 - 01:34 | Instead the sad Mackem bastards are happy Mackem bastards |
| 01:35 - 01:39 | A div 1 team 5 years ago and they finish above us |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | My Boss they bent us over twice in the league |
| 01:43 - 01:48 | the last time we beat them in the league i was going through puberty |
| 01:48 - 01:51 | my boss they had smart recruitment |
| 01:51 - 01:57 | smart recruitment I've spunked £1 billion |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Mary poppins said six easy points |
| 02:00 - 02:05 | our fans said lowest points total, down by xmas, all garbage |
| 02:05 - 02:09 | Our whole club is rotten to core with delusion |
| 02:09 - 02:13 | Instead of them we are shite |
| 02:13 - 02:18 | its fucking hard to take. |
| 02:18 - 02:23 | Embarrassing does not even touch it, not even close. |
| 02:27 - 02:33 | Xhaka, Roefs, Alderete,Mukiele,Reinildo, Lee Fee, and that Panther Tank Brobby |
| 02:33 - 02:37 | Why cant we find player like these |
| 02:41 - 02:46 | Eddie How is fucking useless. |
| 02:46 - 02:54 | as useless as a pair of nuns tits |
| 02:55 - 02:59 | He's fucking gone tomorrow |
| 02:59 - 03:04 | shot at dawn. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry Steve Bruce will save us. |
| 03:13 - 03:19 | Go out and get me Regis Le Bris |
| 03:19 - 03:24 | Offer him a palace |
| 03:24 - 03:27 | If necessary |
| 03:32 - 03:36 | i will go down on him |
| 03:36 - 03:40 | Fuck that |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will go down on him |
| 03:46 - 03:50 | once a week |
| 03:50 - 03:56 | until we win the league |
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