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When the admin tries to pull a fast one, it’s up to commissioners to save the department

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00:00 - 00:03October 31 will be my last day with the department
00:04 - 00:05I recommend the Deputy Chief to be the new
00:05 - 00:07Chief of the district
00:08 - 00:12I’ve already told all of the other Chiefs to do as they are told and support me
00:12 - 00:15And I made sure to not let the floor or union know
00:17 - 00:19Let’s just vote me in
00:19 - 00:21Skip to the all in favor part
00:24 - 00:26Deputy Chief-
00:27 - 00:28I’m afraid-
00:31 - 00:33I’m afraid the commissioners don’t want you as chief
00:34 - 00:36You’ve cost taxpayers too much in attorney fees and settlements
00:53 - 00:58If you’re not a chief or department attorney, get the fuck out
01:13 - 01:15Who the fuck are these commissioners?
01:15 - 01:17I knew that battalion chief would end up fucking me!
01:18 - 01:23You try to look out for a brutha and ignore some criminal records
01:25 - 01:28Who cares about domestic violence anyway?
01:29 - 01:31We said we didn’t know
01:31 - 01:34I’ve been pulling the chief’s puppet strings for years
01:34 - 01:37I worked hard for that pointless accreditation!
01:37 - 01:40I manipulated the job descriptions!
01:40 - 01:42Deputy Chief, what about the legal fees and settlements?
01:42 - 01:46It’s the taxpayers money, not mine
01:46 - 01:48Maybe we can use sunshine law tactics
01:48 - 01:52Fuck a legitimate promotional process
01:53 - 01:54It’s our decision!
01:56 - 01:57Who cares about the floors opinion
01:57 - 02:00The DVP with his perfect flowing hair?
02:00 - 02:03He was kept in the dark with this plan
02:04 - 02:08Two of the commissioners don’t even know that we are a fire department
02:08 - 02:13Now the buck should stop with me!
02:14 - 02:16I conned the last DVP into that shitty contract
02:17 - 02:21I rushed promotions for family
02:27 - 02:29I miss my Asian massage parlor
02:30 - 02:34We need to form a united front
02:34 - 02:36But I must be number 1
02:41 - 02:42Guys-
02:43 - 02:47I may need to hit the gym with my workout partner
02:48 - 02:53So what if this is the second department I have run into the ground
02:54 - 02:56I’m leaving soon anyway
02:56 - 02:59Why couldn’t they have decided tonight?
03:00 - 03:02The retired guys still haunt me
03:04 - 03:07It’s ok, you do great in logistics
03:14 - 03:16We thought this was a great plan
03:19 - 03:23It worked for you, why not me?
03:25 - 03:26Failure
03:31 - 03:33Why me?
03:40 - 03:46What goes around comes around, I guess it’s true
03:46 - 03:49All over a few EEOC complaints and lawsuits
03:53 - 03:56I guess the rules do apply to us