the Board gets some bad news

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the Board gets some bad news, but absolutely no introspection will happen

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00:00 - 00:03According to the document circulating on Facebook
00:04 - 00:05all of the large sound camps are staying in Bethel
00:05 - 00:07The new event is called "Luna Burn"
00:08 - 00:12The organizers have secured land contracts and formed a 501(c)(3)
00:12 - 00:15and it will happen on the same dates in July.
00:17 - 00:19We'll sell way more tickets for Barre
00:19 - 00:21We'll reach out to a bunch of New York camps and get them to come
00:24 - 00:26Jered...
00:27 - 00:28Barre...
00:31 - 00:33Barre's landowner has backed out.
00:34 - 00:36They say we're not getting the MDAR permit.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave except Dan and his polycule.
01:13 - 01:15The MDAR permit??
01:15 - 01:17Permits are for normies! We're way too cool for paperwork!
01:18 - 01:23How could the landowner do this to us?!
01:25 - 01:28You assured me that all of the people who warned us that this would happen
01:29 - 01:31were all just Chinese and Iranian bots!
01:31 - 01:34And now a festival is happening in Bethel without us??
01:34 - 01:37One that's NOT about my ego??
01:37 - 01:40And now you're telling me the landowner can just change their mind??
01:40 - 01:42Maybe we should have gotten a signed contract first?
01:42 - 01:46NEVER get anything in writing!
01:46 - 01:48But the community was counting on us to be responsible!
01:48 - 01:52If we get something in writing, we might be held accountable for our actions and commitments!
01:53 - 01:54All we need are vibes!
01:56 - 01:57Now I can't spend the summer writing pretentious emails
01:57 - 02:00and belittling the women in Camp Lamp!
02:00 - 02:03Who let those people into Firefly in the first place??
02:04 - 02:08And I can't believe we spent ninety thousand dollars
02:08 - 02:13on a road that we can't even use!
02:14 - 02:16When we paid that money, we thought Dan's commune was going to own it!
02:17 - 02:21Worst of all, now it belongs to FRANK!
02:27 - 02:29My ego is never going to recover from this
02:30 - 02:34I'm the President of the Board! I am a very special boy!
02:34 - 02:36Now I'm getting my posts moderated on the Luna Burn Facebook group
02:41 - 02:42Even Kirk yelled at me
02:43 - 02:47Now all the people I look down on are going to have fun without me
02:48 - 02:53We just spent six months disparaging the Bethel site!
02:54 - 02:56and telling people that we absolutely had to move now!
02:56 - 02:59Now we look incompetent!
03:00 - 03:02Lock down our Facebook group right away!
03:04 - 03:07It's not your fault, Aaron
03:14 - 03:16Let's write an announcement
03:19 - 03:23that says basically nothing
03:25 - 03:26and takes absolutely no responsibility for our own decisions
03:31 - 03:33We need to decide who to blame next
03:40 - 03:46Maybe Frank again, or Stever, or Katie?
03:46 - 03:49And let's also do a town hall
03:53 - 03:56blaming the Russian bots again.