Steve gets QA testing results
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Sometimes things just don’t go your way when delivering software…
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hi Steve, I have some |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Infor QA test results |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Can you please take a look? |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | These are the results for AM25-28. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | As you can see, they are… brief. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Surely, they tested more than that? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They’ve barely scratched the surface. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steve… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I’m afraid that’s all we have. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | About the same as usual. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone other than Matt, Janani, Israel and Tosin - please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this shit?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is the worst test coverage I’ve ever seen! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do they have any fucking idea what they’re doing? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It’s utter shite! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I get more coverage from my.... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | fishnet stockings! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | For too long they have kept us waiting… |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and waiting, and waiting! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Steve… it’s the best they can do. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut it, twerp! I’ve had enough! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Steve… These QA results are the best theire resources… |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The best they can do?! Are they 12? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I could shit better results than this! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Fuck their fucking resources! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They’ve had weeks to test this! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Have they considered automating their testing… |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | …fucking useless twats! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If I didn’t know better I’d think… |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | …this was the first time… |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | … they’ve ever tested anything! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I’m fucking exhausted by this. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Day after day after day, it’s just one delay after another. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Am I just expecting too much? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Is quality code too much to ask for? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Me and my team have had to cancel our Christmas holidays |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just to mop up Infor’s fucking mess! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I had a Mickey Mouse cruise planned…. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | …and my outfit sorted! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Fuck the lot of them and their Waterfall delivery |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s OK Cath, we’ll mark it green. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I used to love this job. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I told Mike E2E would be done by September. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Now what do I say? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I feel all the kudos I’ve got is for nothing. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If I can’t test, I’m nothing. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It’s all I’ve wanted to do with my life. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I may as well become a DL. |