Finkbeiner War Room

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Finkbeiner and his Crime Watch Cronies plan their next moves.

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00:00 - 00:03Sheriff Finkbeiner, how do we explain
00:04 - 00:05away the allegations that
00:05 - 00:07you have been hanging out in Perla
00:08 - 00:12offering to pay women for sex
00:12 - 00:15and smoking meth at your buddy's house?
00:17 - 00:19Deny it. Tell them it's
00:19 - 00:21the Hot Spring County corruption.
00:24 - 00:26My leader
00:27 - 00:28The FBI.....
00:31 - 00:33The FBI has a recording
00:34 - 00:36of all this happening.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who is not an administrator of the crime watch page, please leave.
01:13 - 01:15Divert their attention.
01:15 - 01:17Tell them it's an AI recording.
01:18 - 01:23The people on the crime watch page will believe it.
01:25 - 01:28Divert their attention to something else.
01:29 - 01:31Talk about Kenny Farber.
01:31 - 01:34Blame it on the judge and the police department.
01:34 - 01:37Blame it on Group 6 and the prosecutor.
01:37 - 01:40They'll buy anything.
01:40 - 01:42There's a competing crime watch page that we cannot control.
01:42 - 01:46Ours is bigger. It was the original.
01:46 - 01:48My leader, but theirs is smarter.
01:48 - 01:52We just have to be louder.
01:53 - 01:54Jennifer
01:56 - 01:57you can womansplain with the best of them.
01:57 - 02:00Whenever bad news comes out
02:00 - 02:03just tell them that you're there
02:04 - 02:08to clear everything up for them.
02:08 - 02:13They'll believe you because
02:14 - 02:16you can write in complete sentences.
02:17 - 02:21None of them are able to do that.
02:27 - 02:29We have to drag this out
02:30 - 02:34as long as we can.
02:34 - 02:36I can't admit I use meth.
02:41 - 02:42They want to believe that
02:43 - 02:47everyone they don't like is corrupt.
02:48 - 02:53They want to believe that
02:54 - 02:56I'm here to save the county.
02:56 - 02:59Even though anyone with any sense
03:00 - 03:02can see through that farce.
03:04 - 03:07It's okay. You didn't know.
03:14 - 03:16Eventually they're going to realize
03:19 - 03:23that the FBI that investigated Kenny Farber
03:25 - 03:26is the same FBI that investigated me.
03:31 - 03:33Our position on the two matters is clearly hypocritical.
03:40 - 03:46We'll just make life hard on everyone else for a while,
03:46 - 03:49and further worsen Hot Spring County's reputation.
03:53 - 03:56Because I'm really enjoying all of this attention.