Wallasey Gossip Admins react to the Heron Foods Debacle

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We've done it again boys! ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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00:00 - 00:03Posters have appeared
00:04 - 00:05Outside Flynn's Piece,
00:05 - 00:07In Liscard Spoons,
00:08 - 00:12Also outside the Natwest,
00:12 - 00:15And on various street lamps.
00:17 - 00:19It's not too late.
00:19 - 00:21News hasn't reached Wallasey Gossip.
00:24 - 00:26Andrew,
00:27 - 00:28The Posters...
00:31 - 00:33Posters say Flynn's Piece is being turned into a Heron Foods.
00:34 - 00:36Clueless Boomers are already posting.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who approved the posts, stay here.
01:13 - 01:15Are you taking the fucking piss!?
01:15 - 01:17Are you actually taking the piss!?
01:18 - 01:23They've turned our own members into a weapon!
01:25 - 01:28Entering the real world,
01:29 - 01:31Where they know we have no power!
01:31 - 01:34Heron Foods should sue them!
01:34 - 01:37The words don't even fit the page properly,
01:37 - 01:40How the fuck did they fall for this?
01:40 - 01:42They also put a fake banner on the railin-
01:42 - 01:46It was PHOTOSHOPPED! You absolute nugget!
01:46 - 01:48Andrew, it looked realistic!
01:48 - 01:52It still had the Google Images logo for fucks sake!
01:53 - 01:54A Heron Foods!?
01:56 - 01:57Maybe a Waitrose,
01:57 - 02:00An M&S, it's a Tory area!
02:00 - 02:03Like they'd eat that Garbage!
02:04 - 02:08Heron Foods looks like a Doomsday prepper's basement!
02:08 - 02:13They sell the most disgusting shite in all of Liscard!
02:14 - 02:16And they haven't made a single post!
02:17 - 02:21How the fuck do you ban someone in real life!?
02:27 - 02:29We should contact the council,
02:30 - 02:34They, they will put this right!
02:34 - 02:36Before the Echo hears of this!
02:41 - 02:42Some Journo,
02:43 - 02:47That works for the fucking Wirral Globe, has been citing us as a source!
02:48 - 02:53And the Chuckle Brothers have gave them an interview!
02:54 - 02:56They want a statement? They've been conned,
02:56 - 02:59By them Beauts with a piece of paper!
03:00 - 03:02The Font size doesn't even fit the page!
03:04 - 03:07It's ok Anna, the Echo is already on it!
03:14 - 03:16The Council has put out a statement
03:19 - 03:23They had over 100 calls.
03:25 - 03:26Emails.
03:31 - 03:33The war, is lost.
03:40 - 03:46People of Grove road are already starting a petition.
03:46 - 03:49They've had us over a barrel.
03:53 - 03:56Take down all the posts.