Hitler Does Cricket
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A heavily racist Australian cricket fan rages about losing to Bangladesh
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Test is over and Australia have lost to Bangladesh |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | an humiliating 9 wicket loss at home |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Hasan Mahmud taking 9 wickets |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The game was essentially over in 2 days |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Bangladesh made short work of the 57 target left for them |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | but this was our B team |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | when do our test players come back |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | that |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | that was our best test side |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The side that beat England last summer |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Head, Smith, Carey may leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what the fuck was that |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | we lost to a bunch of swamp indians |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | you woke fucks, I should never have fired Langer |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | worst team since Kim Hughes |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | best attack in the world? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Cummins and Hazlewood are huge pussies |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Does Pat have a hot spot yet? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | as soon as it gets hard they find an excuse to go home |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but sir Hazlewood took 6 wickets in the first innings |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | with 400 on the board, the game was over |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They are the best fast bowlers in the world |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We havent boweld side out in the 2nd innings for 5 years |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and the batting? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Weatherald looked bad until I saw the rest of them |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Our next best player averages 20 in shield cricket |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I have to keep picking Lambuschagne |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If Head doesnt score a 100 its over |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The only reason we beat England is because they drank Stokes' piss |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Give me one player with a technique |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The last guy I picked was hitting ramps off Bumrah on Boxing Day |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Head keeps patching over everything |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We used to be a team, batting bowling fielding. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fucking 20 over cunts |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Hit sixes |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Cricket Australia have turned our team into England. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Happy to tell everyone what a privelidge it is to be in our presence |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We need to bring back the Cricket Academy |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Teach some of these idiots how to block |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We used 8 bowlers in the first innings |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | No, its not that, he loves us too much |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I need to get rid of BBL |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This fucking grade cricket shit is killing us |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Technique |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Greek is not the answer |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Has anyone spoken to Justin Langer, if I beg him to come back? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least he knows how to hold a fucking bat |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | get him on the phone |