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Admiral reacts to news HMS Prince of Wales has broken down ahead of CSG25

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00:00 - 00:03Update me on the sailings for CSG25
00:04 - 00:05Astute sailed on time
00:05 - 00:07Dauntless passed BOST
00:08 - 00:12The Canadians have arrived
00:12 - 00:15HMNoS Maud is underway
00:17 - 00:19Everything ready then?
00:19 - 00:21For deployment ?
00:24 - 00:26Prince of Wales
00:27 - 00:28Prince of Wales
00:31 - 00:33her rudder has fallen off
00:34 - 00:36Burns, Connell, Kyte, stay
00:53 - 00:58Everyone else get out
01:13 - 01:15What a total shit show
01:15 - 01:17£6bn of shit show
01:18 - 01:23Can’t even make it to the round tower
01:25 - 01:28This isn’t good
01:29 - 01:31They’ll swap her for QNLZ
01:31 - 01:34Years of planning
01:34 - 01:37and the night before this
01:37 - 01:40The RAF will have a field day
01:40 - 01:42Well cancel the HOTAC
01:42 - 01:46Put them in tents!
01:46 - 01:48Admiral we can’t cancel hotels
01:48 - 01:52I told you pay the refundable rate
01:53 - 01:54Every bloody sailing!
01:56 - 01:57I’ve got Keir Starmer
01:57 - 02:00and Healey coming
02:00 - 02:03Even the King came along
02:04 - 02:08for a sea day
02:08 - 02:13Can’t we have one SDR go our way?
02:14 - 02:16The Pongos will get £2bn more Ajax
02:17 - 02:21And the crabs bloody Tempest
02:27 - 02:29I wanted to be CDS
02:30 - 02:34And become a Lord
02:34 - 02:36At least get a peerage
02:41 - 02:42The best I can hope
02:43 - 02:47for now is I’m a celeb or
02:48 - 02:53big bloody brother
02:54 - 02:56Can’t we build anything
02:56 - 02:59without it breaking?
03:00 - 03:02She hasn’t got any
03:04 - 03:07original parts left
03:14 - 03:16Better order the tugs
03:19 - 03:23and the dry dock in Rosyth
03:25 - 03:26Glen Malian first
03:31 - 03:33to de ammunition
03:40 - 03:46It’s the only place they go
03:46 - 03:49At least they can have some
03:53 - 03:56more expeds in the Glens