Trade Winds

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I spent way too much time on this. Anyways hope you enjoy ........................................................

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00:12 - 00:13JENSEN: What's going on?
00:13 - 00:14TORRES: Shhhhhh
00:14 - 00:17It's a trade, this could be our ticket out of here
00:17 - 00:20But.. why would you want to leave? Aren't we in line for that Cruz kid?
00:20 - 00:25No we're not because those bastards in Madison have done worse than us the past few years
00:25 - 00:26WHAT?
00:26 - 00:28I know it's
00:27 - 00:29LIYONGO: Shh he's coming
00:32 - 00:34SHOELESS: I'm sorry to announce, there has been a trade
00:40 - 00:41Harmon?
00:41 - 00:42HARMON: Yeah?
00:42 - 00:44You're going to Montreal
00:44 - 00:46Oh my god they have.. they have wins
00:47 - 00:49Yes 42 of them
00:48 - 00:5142!? Oh man that is so many wins
00:51 - 00:53I know you are disappointed but
00:53 - 00:55pack your bags, they expect you in the morning
00:56 - 00:58Right right very sad this is so sa- i'm very sad
00:59 - 01:01But I'll go pack now, fight all the tears
01:02 - 01:04Love all you guys..
01:04 - 01:06Thanks GM, er ex-GM
01:07 - 01:09This is so sad this is SO GOOD
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01:23 - 01:25JENSEN: Any other trades to report?
01:26 - 01:27SHOELESS: No
01:28 - 01:31Now come on, it's time for practice
01:31 - 01:33Tomorrow we lose to the Pioneers
01:43 - 01:45WHARRAM: Who goes there?
01:45 - 01:47LANE: Long Beach
01:47 - 01:50What're they doing here? We don't play for a few months
01:50 - 01:52What do you want?
01:52 - 01:54We've come to propose a trade!
01:55 - 01:59Well.. we don't need a trade, we're contenders!
01:59 - 02:02Oh come on now you're 4th in the Pacific
02:02 - 02:04You're worse than the Black Sox right now
02:04 - 02:07Don't you want to compete with Portland?
02:10 - 02:12Well alright, what do ya got?
02:13 - 02:15Rhys Atticus!
02:15 - 02:19He hits, frames and has an elite throwing arm
02:19 - 02:21He's everything you need
02:21 - 02:22Isn't that right Rhys?
02:23 - 02:24ATTICUS: I throw out anyone..
02:25 - 02:26.. except Joffer
02:27 - 02:29Well what do you want for him?
02:31 - 02:33Royce Hinkle!
02:33 - 02:35No! He's my friend.
02:36 - 02:38Very well.. worth a shot
02:39 - 02:41Then give us..
02:41 - 02:42Hector Ruiz!
02:42 - 02:45No! He's.. too young
02:46 - 02:48RUIZ: But I'm also your friend right
02:47 - 02:49Shush Ruiz, tryna make a trade here
02:49 - 02:51RUIZ: I am also his friend!
02:52 - 02:55Alright.. then what else do you have to offer?
02:55 - 02:57We'll give you..
02:57 - 02:58Can.. can we trade Chris Wilson?
02:58 - 03:00No I don't think so
03:00 - 03:01What about Mitchell..
03:01 - 03:03What about Mitchell Goater?
03:04 - 03:05Well what does he do?
03:05 - 03:09He's like.. a younger Atticus
03:09 - 03:10GOATER: No I'm not
03:10 - 03:12Goater you'll like it in Long Beach, it's warm!
03:12 - 03:13Let the man speak!
03:13 - 03:16Goater, what do you do?
03:16 - 03:20Well, I'm a pretty good offensive catcher
03:20 - 03:23Umm though lately I've been inconsistent
03:23 - 03:25So maybe I'm not a good offensive catcher?
03:26 - 03:28You are!
03:27 - 03:29I AM a good offensive catcher
03:30 - 03:32Oh and a former All-Star
03:32 - 03:34MORRIS: Well he is certainly inconsistent
03:34 - 03:36Throw in a prospect and it's a deal!
03:36 - 03:38A prospect?
03:37 - 03:39Fine but then you have to give something else too
03:40 - 03:42Something else?
03:42 - 03:44Alright we'll give you a choice
03:43 - 03:45You can either have..
03:46 - 03:48Juan Simpson
03:48 - 03:50Or..
03:50 - 03:52This horse
03:52 - 03:54Well what does Juan do?
03:54 - 03:56He.. can walk against lefties
03:56 - 03:58And what does the horse do?
03:58 - 04:03It's a horse.. it.. walks around
04:03 - 04:05with people on it i don't know
04:05 - 04:07It does horse things
04:07 - 04:10(WHISPERS) That kid was a former first round pick he probably has potential
04:10 - 04:12Yes but it's a horse it does horse things!
04:12 - 04:14We'll take the horse!