| 00:12 - 00:13 | JENSEN: What's going on? |
| 00:13 - 00:14 | TORRES: Shhhhhh |
| 00:14 - 00:17 | It's a trade, this could be our ticket out of here |
| 00:17 - 00:20 | But.. why would you want to leave? Aren't we in line for that Cruz kid? |
| 00:20 - 00:25 | No we're not because those bastards in Madison have done worse than us the past few years |
| 00:25 - 00:26 | WHAT? |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | I know it's |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | LIYONGO: Shh he's coming |
| 00:32 - 00:34 | SHOELESS: I'm sorry to announce, there has been a trade |
| 00:40 - 00:41 | Harmon? |
| 00:41 - 00:42 | HARMON: Yeah? |
| 00:42 - 00:44 | You're going to Montreal |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Oh my god they have.. they have wins |
| 00:47 - 00:49 | Yes 42 of them |
| 00:48 - 00:51 | 42!? Oh man that is so many wins |
| 00:51 - 00:53 | I know you are disappointed but |
| 00:53 - 00:55 | pack your bags, they expect you in the morning |
| 00:56 - 00:58 | Right right very sad this is so sa- i'm very sad |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | But I'll go pack now, fight all the tears |
| 01:02 - 01:04 | Love all you guys.. |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Thanks GM, er ex-GM |
| 01:07 - 01:09 | This is so sad this is SO GOOD |
| 01:10 - 01:12 | (No captions needed) |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | JENSEN: Any other trades to report? |
| 01:26 - 01:27 | SHOELESS: No |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | Now come on, it's time for practice |
| 01:31 - 01:33 | Tomorrow we lose to the Pioneers |
| 01:43 - 01:45 | WHARRAM: Who goes there? |
| 01:45 - 01:47 | LANE: Long Beach |
| 01:47 - 01:50 | What're they doing here? We don't play for a few months |
| 01:50 - 01:52 | What do you want? |
| 01:52 - 01:54 | We've come to propose a trade! |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | Well.. we don't need a trade, we're contenders! |
| 01:59 - 02:02 | Oh come on now you're 4th in the Pacific |
| 02:02 - 02:04 | You're worse than the Black Sox right now |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | Don't you want to compete with Portland? |
| 02:10 - 02:12 | Well alright, what do ya got? |
| 02:13 - 02:15 | Rhys Atticus! |
| 02:15 - 02:19 | He hits, frames and has an elite throwing arm |
| 02:19 - 02:21 | He's everything you need |
| 02:21 - 02:22 | Isn't that right Rhys? |
| 02:23 - 02:24 | ATTICUS: I throw out anyone.. |
| 02:25 - 02:26 | .. except Joffer |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Well what do you want for him? |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | Royce Hinkle! |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | No! He's my friend. |
| 02:36 - 02:38 | Very well.. worth a shot |
| 02:39 - 02:41 | Then give us.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Hector Ruiz! |
| 02:42 - 02:45 | No! He's.. too young |
| 02:46 - 02:48 | RUIZ: But I'm also your friend right |
| 02:47 - 02:49 | Shush Ruiz, tryna make a trade here |
| 02:49 - 02:51 | RUIZ: I am also his friend! |
| 02:52 - 02:55 | Alright.. then what else do you have to offer? |
| 02:55 - 02:57 | We'll give you.. |
| 02:57 - 02:58 | Can.. can we trade Chris Wilson? |
| 02:58 - 03:00 | No I don't think so |
| 03:00 - 03:01 | What about Mitchell.. |
| 03:01 - 03:03 | What about Mitchell Goater? |
| 03:04 - 03:05 | Well what does he do? |
| 03:05 - 03:09 | He's like.. a younger Atticus |
| 03:09 - 03:10 | GOATER: No I'm not |
| 03:10 - 03:12 | Goater you'll like it in Long Beach, it's warm! |
| 03:12 - 03:13 | Let the man speak! |
| 03:13 - 03:16 | Goater, what do you do? |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Well, I'm a pretty good offensive catcher |
| 03:20 - 03:23 | Umm though lately I've been inconsistent |
| 03:23 - 03:25 | So maybe I'm not a good offensive catcher? |
| 03:26 - 03:28 | You are! |
| 03:27 - 03:29 | I AM a good offensive catcher |
| 03:30 - 03:32 | Oh and a former All-Star |
| 03:32 - 03:34 | MORRIS: Well he is certainly inconsistent |
| 03:34 - 03:36 | Throw in a prospect and it's a deal! |
| 03:36 - 03:38 | A prospect? |
| 03:37 - 03:39 | Fine but then you have to give something else too |
| 03:40 - 03:42 | Something else? |
| 03:42 - 03:44 | Alright we'll give you a choice |
| 03:43 - 03:45 | You can either have.. |
| 03:46 - 03:48 | Juan Simpson |
| 03:48 - 03:50 | Or.. |
| 03:50 - 03:52 | This horse |
| 03:52 - 03:54 | Well what does Juan do? |
| 03:54 - 03:56 | He.. can walk against lefties |
| 03:56 - 03:58 | And what does the horse do? |
| 03:58 - 04:03 | It's a horse.. it.. walks around |
| 04:03 - 04:05 | with people on it i don't know |
| 04:05 - 04:07 | It does horse things |
| 04:07 - 04:10 | (WHISPERS) That kid was a former first round pick he probably has potential |
| 04:10 - 04:12 | Yes but it's a horse it does horse things! |
| 04:12 - 04:14 | We'll take the horse! |
