| 00:00 - 00:03 | Have you guys heard about the accident? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It just happened on the upper roadway... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...right between the crosswalks. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | A shop crashed into a passenger... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...and broke both of his ankles. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least he was wearing his seatbelt. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And driving with due regard. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Lt... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Erin... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Erin's investigation revealed no wrongdoing. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We determined the crash was unavoidable. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are not on the e-board, please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could this happen! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The Tahoes have safety features to prevent this from ever happening. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | As soon as you open the door, the car puts itself in park. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They are brand new and there is no way they are malfunctioning. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He had to have circumvented them somehow! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Maintenace checked the car and it was in perfect working order. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | There has to be something we're missing! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | According to the report, he did nothing wrong. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The officers are saying he clicked the seatbelt behind the seat. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He would never do that! He has unwavering integrity. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's all on CCTV. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He could have been wearing a seatbelt extender. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We cannot be held liable! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you know how much 2 ankles cost? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All of our profits are gonna be wiped out... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ...by the incoming lawsuit. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why was he in such a hurry anyways? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They went 10-61 20 seconds before he arrived... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ...and there was no reason for him to even be there. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why can he not be more like John and sit in a parking lot all day. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The public would certainly be safer. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Passengers would actually be able to walk to their gates. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Instead of being wheeled away on a stretcher. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How hard is it... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ...to push the park button before you get out of the car? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even if you click the seatbelt behind the seat... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Make sure the car is in park before you exit. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You were our hardest charger. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now you're no better than Chloey. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Now, now Chloe, don't compare yourself to him. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least he's going to transit. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He'll have to ride the train all day and hopefully never get behind the wheel again. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Oh, and.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Has he ever considered the alternative? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We need a supplemental to document the omission of the cause of the crash. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And when that gets transcribed... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...we're cooked. |
