| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Phuket Rugby 10's |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Are on again this year |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We've notified the bars in Bangla Road and OTOP |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Should be a good tournament this year |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Plenty of rugby, dining and shopping |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The usual teams showing up again? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We're in for a good weekend |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sir, ummm |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, the Stray Cats are coming this year too |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You know from Darwin |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out who has nothing to do with organizing this, get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Whose fucking idea was this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | To let those lunatics come back here |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They nearly destroyed the fucken place last time they came here |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | With their fucking drinking games, singing of songs |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Hassling the poor ladies |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And other silly antics |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They will drink non-stop all day and night causing havoc |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They even started a fire in a Bangla bar last time |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they are a great bunch of blokes |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Thats what they want you to think |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, I like them |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Your a fucking fool |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They lure you in with rugby |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Then smash you with their drinking games |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I've been caught out before |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And no doubt you all will be caught out as well |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They say they come for rugby, which is just an excuse |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Have you seen them drink? One after another non stop |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They are a fucking menace |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's like water to them, it's unbelievable |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The Stray Cats, my god |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Yorick, Wongy, Brutal, Heathen, Gunner |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What did i do to deserve this? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You know, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They drink beer all weekend in Darwin watching rugby |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just getting ready for the next rugby tour |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Most of them don't even play |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What rugby club just drinks and does not play |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll tell you, not any professional team I know |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok we'll just hide from them all weekend |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There was a time when they come to play rugby |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But they were young back then and didnt know what Asia was like |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Now they are seasoned drinkers |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Some, maybe a little too seasoned |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But I hope when they come they bring the Whingers Hat, because that shit is funny |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And those crazy fine sessions they have |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll give up, go tell the bars to order more drinks and girls to stretch.... |
