| 00:00 - 00:05 | May 2025, EOS is ramping, 6 clams |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Karen in HR says "OT, 3 shifts" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | EOStards planning Italian getaway parties |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | x_times giving advice like Druckenmiller |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Boom...CFO canned |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | "Let go", "relieved of command" |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | "discharged", "axed" |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | "parted ways", "went to a farm" |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | 3 months, first trimester |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | golden parachute, full Kaiser plan |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | More RSUs than clubgoer has shit takes |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Nate pulled from San Juan, back to term sheets |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | but wait...an order...3MW |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | An In-N-Out needed battery backup |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | "buy the dip fam, yolo" |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | New idea, been SUCH A QUIET week... |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | ...let's restructure the ENTIRE cap structure |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Koch in disbelief they found the scratch |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | $4 handle, shorties and hedgies unite! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Rabbit's daily short count needs a new y-axis |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | JP Morgan welcome to thunderdome |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Wine tasting in Crete cancelled |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But wait wait, time for tough talk |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | The bears, the haters, good call haters |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | They had it 180 wrong with Cerb |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | But red dildos so time for a bear parade |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Cyber bullying meanies |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Doxxing, foul language |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | ENVX guys off the top rope |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | At one point a leopard appeared |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Topher lawyering up |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Topher sad. Topher has 800 followers. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Influencers saying this raise is a "bad look", $2 coming |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Bad dog. SEC honeypot, 42 bot replies per tweet |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Koones suddenly an expert on Cerb's exit strategy |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Telling Tink exactly what they'll do |
| 02:30 - 02:35 | Only to find out TINK WORKED THERE |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Go paste another 6pt Word doc in a tweet Koones |
| 02:40 - 02:46 | And our favorite perma-bear Expired... |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | His highlighters, some lotion, an S-3 and Barry White |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So did you panic sell? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Couldn't. The Rekt guitar video was too lit dawg. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | A serious banger. Shane walking like an egyptian. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | So yeah, let me re-underwrite what I own. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Still 2 Billion fully dilluted!! |
| 03:23 - 03:28 | But 12 months lock-up now. |
| 03:30 - 03:36 | I mean for Cerberus, not Topher in prison. |
