| 00:00 - 00:03 | Possible training fields for us this week |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Cammeray is out. We're left with Tunks, Anderson or Primrose |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The problem is Mitch and the other All Age 2s |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | he's already booked Anderson |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Tunks has a hole in it |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's ok we don't need to train. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | SOB isn't playing |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Phil |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | SOB |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | SOB is coming back from the snow |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's going to play |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room now, unless your name is Coxy, Karen, Torpey, Krips or Porto |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How can that little shit be coming back from the snow |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I funded his families entire trip |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Him and his deadbeat brother and that stupid haircut |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They can't even grow a bloody moustache |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | SOB down the sideline over and over again |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Crossing the ball at will, scoring goals for fun |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They're dirty scousers - we should be able to hold them out |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Phil I fear we will not be able to contain them |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No shit - you'll need to fight and actually earn some fantasy points |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Phil, its already been reported in the Cremorne Chronicle |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The Cremorne Chronicle - what the fuck is that rubbish? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Who is this Vic bloke? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This weirdo writes up a Cremorne Chronicle every week |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All about his mates from Northbridge |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Tom Overs never stops heading the ball |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Chris is always bloody injured |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Tyler won't shut up about INTENSITY |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and who the fuck is NURGO? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Those fuckers are more infuriating than Ray or Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're meant to be old and wahsed up |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They're a Dad's army with that Mighty Matt Cochrane |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and how is Eric still their best player? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Don't even get me started on Joe and his boom box |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Him and his stupid mates. Danny can't even do a shit |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Find some toilet paper you dumb arse and push the shit out at the servo |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How the hell have they not lost for 13 weeks? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They've beaten us twice this season |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Mitch Wilson is now a coach that never loses? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry babes. We'll get you a decoy Pizza |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I think we'll have to do the unthinkable |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tom D, Liam and Mitch C |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | There's no way we can contain that midfield |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Call Hugh and the Henry brothers |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell them we want the fantasy website updated |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and ask them if we can have Boldy on our team |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I think that might be our only chance |
