| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've got Grimsby in the League Cup , Boss |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We're away, but that shouldn't be a problem |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Their dump of a ground is about here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Where the hell is Grimsby, anyway? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They're in League 2, boss |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Right, by how much did we win? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Ummmm .. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir Jim ....errr |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We lost on penalties |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The score was 12 - 11 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Not really Amorin's fault |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone who no longer gets freebies to get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Just bugger off. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Losing to sodding Grimsby! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is the last straw! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why did we appoint that twat Amorin? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He couldn't manage a fish supper! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I wanted Thomas Frank |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Or even Marco Silva! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Anyone but that moron Amorin! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir, he did well with Porto |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We're not in bloody Portugal, you idiot! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We've got to give him time . . |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'd give him twenty years hard labour! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's no good! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | His only tactic is to throw Maguire up front |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And he's just garbage! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We've spent £800 million in the last five years |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We might as well have set fire to that money! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We can't even win the toss! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They're all overpid wankers! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Maybe we should hire Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I know he's dead, but so what? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Losing to sodding Grimsby! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We're not even in the Europa League! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I know what we'll do now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Stop the staff's Xmas bonuses! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Make then re-use teabags |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We'll make the players bring packed lunches |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Get rid of my PA - she's a lousy shag anyway! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll sack her tomorrow! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, the Rangers job will be vacant soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know what to do next |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We've already increased the charges at the staff car park |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe if we sold Fernandes |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Some Saudi outfit might buy him |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Who will come here now? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Hang on, I've just thought of someone |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get me Russell Martin's phone number |
