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Panthers v the 6 pack who will win! All Happens in Portugal on tour
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | A-RON we have located the PANTHERS!!! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are waiting for us at Don Filipa,Thai Beach Bar & Bamboo |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The early signs are, that it is not looking good! |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They've unleashed some secret weapons this year |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If I'm honest, I'm fucking shitting myself!!!!! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't tell me they don't have PEPSI LAD |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | & Ice Cube, who condemned the toilets a few years ago |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Captain.....it gets fucking much worse |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | THEY HAVE THE FUCKING HORSE!!!! |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | & Wazza fresh from the Barmy Army, Jim, OOOOOO, Ice Cube & Phelpedo |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I've thought we can offer them a cash out...!!!! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Parky, Pigeon , Smithy , Highlander....PISS OFF!!!!! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Its that fucking HORSE, he hasn't lost a match since 2014 |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've got the fucking Pigeon, who has to call Jacqui 983 times a day |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Sticks his chest out, every times he makes a fucking triple bogey |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | falls out with every fucker, every year....prances across those stepping stones like pissing Bamby |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Highlander, whose never fucking won on the continent |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Parky whose never won a bloody trophy in his life, he isn't even on a board for the committee cup |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | TJD never been to Portugal, Smithy didn't even get paid out for best nett last day last year |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How the fuck are we meant to win, against these fucking legends of Ladbrook |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | A-RON please just listen, Pigeon can't get worse than his 26 points in the Seniors Open |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't think you fucking realise, our team has an average age of 87 |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | GD has promised he won't get pissed on the first night & Highlander lose all his money at backgammon |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a fuck........it's going to be a fucking MASSACRE!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | it's that fucking OOOOO and his merry band of Leprechauns they are going to fuck us!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We mares swell give them the fucking Trophy now! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I told you Bastards to practice!! But you just get fucking pissed every Wednesday & Sunday! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Fucking Ooooo with his stupid fucking shirts! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We've got all the gear...and no FUCKING idea!!!!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Fucking Ping, we should have got FUCKING SLAZENGER or DUNLOP cos we are pissing useless!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and I bloody guarantee we won't win bloody Chucky ball either! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and I fucking swear Wazza mentions how much money he has ill chuck my self in the fucking sea!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Don't tell me Ice Cube has already has brought some water purifying tablets also..... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and that Jim won't be falling out of CATS every night! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Because its going to be a fucking disgrace! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I think I might ban Pigeon from FaceTiming Jacqui |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Because I can't fucking take it every evening at the dinner table! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And that Fucking PEPSI LAD |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Lives in my head rent fucking free & he isn't even coming! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And OOOOOO I fucking despise him! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Phelpedo, Wazza, Jim , Ice Cube & Horse can fuck off! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It will be over soon Marlene! another year without a trophy |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Send them our Surrender Agreement! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I don't think I can stomach those fucking leprechauns winning |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I give up |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and TJD you've been the worse fucking vice I could have imagined for! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There's nothing more we can do..... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | OOOOo, Ice Cube, Horse, Phelpedo, Wazza & Jim -BASTARDS |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Its over..... |