| 00:00 - 00:04 | Sire, did you hear we got swept by Long Beach this week? |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | No way! |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Yes way! They scored 23 runs in three games. |
| 00:11 - 00:13 | Get away with that bullshit! |
| 00:13 - 00:17 | Meza got shelled. Brown got bombed. Nakamura got knockered. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | No way. The Surfers can't score 23 in a month |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I've got the charts, sir. Box scores, too. |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | I don't believe you. |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | You really have them? |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | I think our rotation sucks, Ron. |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | It's got to be the defense. |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | It's not the defense, sir. No errors. |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | Holy Krill poop... |
| 00:42 - 00:45 | [sighs] All right. At least it wasn't a Heartland team. |
