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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Week 14 just wrapped up. |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | Brady Sr trounced Lewy, no surprise |
| 00:08 - 00:15 | The last two playoff spots came down to Maheux, Nat, and Adam |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I jinxed Maheux with my team name, he stands no chance. |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | Commish… he… |
| 00:31 - 00:36 | He snuck in with the six seed. Adam lost. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has cracked a Broncos Country Let’s Ride joke, leave the room |
| 01:12 - 01:14 | Who let Moovis have nice things?! |
| 01:14 - 01:18 | Why are we letting Moovis have nice things?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | His league temper tantrums outweigh his league titles at a rate of 2:1 at minimum! |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | Doesn’t even roster the right SEA RB. |
| 01:29 - 01:33 | Doesn’t he know it’s Charbonnet szn? |
| 01:35 - 01:40 | And now he thinks he has a chance at the Bonnie Lou? We’ll see about that. |
| 01:41 - 01:42 | It’s a bracket, what can you do? |
| 01:42 - 01:45 | I’ll edit matchup scores! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | That’s unsportsmanlike! |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | Like I give a shit about sportsmanship? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HEEL COMMISH. |
| 01:55 - 02:03 | His proximity to the Swift family tree is much closer than a position on the OFFL Mt. Rushmore |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He has a great regular season record with little championship pedigree |
| 02:09 - 02:13 | And Cody? Defending champ? I’ll edit his scores too! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That damn Tua trade! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He’d be nowhere without that stack. He’d have Carr! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I’ll give myself the Bonnie Lou. |
| 02:30 - 02:33 | Oh right, I didn’t make playoffs. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Goddammit, Mahomes |
| 02:41 - 02:47 | Fuck it. Full heel commish. We are GETTING a new champ. |
| 02:48 - 02:52 | I will edit every score in this fucking league. |
| 02:53 - 02:59 | Maybe then they’ll show me the respect I deserve as OFFL commissioner |
| 02:59 - 03:02 | and stop shitting on me for good commish duties. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry, we’ll still shit on him |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I’m a two-time champ |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and I’ve never been less relevant |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But Nat… |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He’s the champ we need |
| 03:40 - 03:45 | If Cody wins again, I’ll rage quit the chat |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And if Maheux wins… |
| 03:53 - 03:55 | it’ll be the end of OFFL. |
