| 00:00 - 00:03 | The river is still rising |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | wave after wave |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of winter storms |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | has the Tolmie slide pushing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | clay into the lower river. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Have Linda go |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | find some spawning coho |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | . |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Linda.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Linda's spam account has come clean. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Kitty and Linda have teamed up |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Jay Jay, Rocky McIntire, and any Kassnaggers can stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We don't have enough footage |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | to make one 'How to' video |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This machine runs on views |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I won't be able to get back to Nootka |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | to fill my freezer |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Let alone empty my balls |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | No woman is ever going to fish next to me again |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How am I going to pay for my porn habit?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Rod we still have the Boxing Day Derby |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They haven't run the derby on boxing day for years |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Then we will fish the derby! and win |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That cuck Mirriria wrecked that for everyone |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They'll say |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I caught it in |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | another fucking river |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and they'll disqualify it |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They're already checking fish for lead |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I have been relying on these women to do the fishing for too long |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I should have just had a sex change. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I could have catfished all the horny fishermen myself. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They don't care what they're watching |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | as long as there's tits |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Big ones would've suit me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Get me some |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | hormone blockers and a blonde wig |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | now I'll have to find the lipstick I stole from |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Kitty on our last trip together |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and I am all out of roe now too |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | after I gave it all to some googan for a couple views |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its OK there's still bass in CUltus |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Kitty knows where the skeletons are buried |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Linda was young, I said I would make her famous |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | She can't even read |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll have to start a spey channel |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Once my beard fades and the implants heal I'll have feminization surgury |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll dress like one of those anime characters |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and start harassing women again |
