Happy Birthday Jack

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Birthday wishes from Hitler to Jack on his birthday. Happy birthday

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00:00 - 00:03We have found that
00:04 - 00:05Jack is having a birthday
00:05 - 00:07Here on The map
00:08 - 00:12Jack wants to have his birthday here
00:12 - 00:15It’s pretty far out there in Washington state
00:17 - 00:19Distance doesn’t matter
00:19 - 00:21He’s worth the effort
00:24 - 00:26Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28There’s
00:31 - 00:33There’s a problem
00:34 - 00:36Jack wants to invite stalin
00:53 - 00:58Those of you get out
01:13 - 01:15Jack wants everything
01:15 - 01:17You’d think he was the king of america
01:18 - 01:23I’m not getting him anything
01:25 - 01:28He just have his birthday without me
01:29 - 01:31Nothing from me
01:31 - 01:34After everything the SS did for him
01:34 - 01:37All the wasted effort
01:37 - 01:40I sent him a goat damit
01:40 - 01:42The goat died
01:42 - 01:46I told you to send him a horse but you said the goat was good
01:46 - 01:48This makes no sense
01:48 - 01:52The goat was never going to survive
01:53 - 01:54Dead
01:56 - 01:57Now he
01:57 - 02:00Will think that I don’t
02:00 - 02:03Him, he’s going
02:04 - 02:08To be so mad
02:08 - 02:13He will probably tell
02:14 - 02:16His mom on me
02:17 - 02:21Then tell Stalin
02:27 - 02:29Then what am
02:30 - 02:34I going to
02:34 - 02:36On July 12th
02:41 - 02:42Nothing
02:43 - 02:47I could have been having a beer with
02:48 - 02:53Him but you sent a goat
02:54 - 02:56Now I have
02:56 - 02:59To figure out
03:00 - 03:02How I can make this right
03:04 - 03:07Don’t worry Jack still likes you
03:14 - 03:16Now I will
03:19 - 03:23Have to write him a letter
03:25 - 03:26To apologize
03:31 - 03:33And hope
03:40 - 03:46He accepts it
03:46 - 03:49Otherwise what
03:53 - 03:56Will we do next July 12th