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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our weekly productivity report is finally in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It shows that we had many cases, as you can see. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We performed 4 different modalities and assisted countless doctors. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Call volumes were up even on cases we would deem non emergent. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | However, the higher ups say it is still not enough |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We’ll have the temp manager |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Talk some sense into the higher ups |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The temp manager… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The temp manager was walked out by security |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | History repeats itself |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you were not here in 2023 or earlier go stock your rooms. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell has happened? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This place used to be great |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We were a hidden gem. We did as we pleased every day. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is bullshit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We used to play frisbee |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We laid down outside and watched the eclipse |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We worked out and got haircuts |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Nurses were twerking their asses on patients |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer, we got the sleep room back, things are looking…. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We used to have 2 sleep rooms! Do you not understand? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, we must take what we can get |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck that. What will they take from us next? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Our money |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We used to get paid for everything |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | $1,000 for a weekend, 2 hours to take the phone |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But people had to abuse our leaderships kindness |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now we have employees telling reps they can’t bring lunch or breakfast. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Doctors are calling every 10 minutes to find out why images haven’t crossed over |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It feels like we’re getting GOT everyday |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We used to learn up everybody. Patients and doctors, alike. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We need a new plan |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We have to stick together. It’s us versus them. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We’ll take back the power |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can’t believe |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That somebody put in 5 hours of phone support and ruined it for all of us |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even Scott wasn’t that fucking crazy |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The biggest question now is |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who are they going to bring in here as manger next? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Remember when we single handily sabotaged a manger interview |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok. At worst they’ll farm us out |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They won’t give us that chance again. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Whoever it is, we’ll find a way to get rid of them too |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Now think |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Write something on the board |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Something that will confuse the shit out of everybody and start wild rumors. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Go yell at some doctors |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And don’t get GOT |