Trump Learns about the Algae
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Donald Trump Learns about the Green Algae in the Reflecting Pool.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here is where the algae is |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | turning the pool green |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And over here is |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | where the liner is coming up |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and needs to be replaced |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We hired Steiner's |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It is clear |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Stinky |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner didn't do the reflecting pool |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Steiner refused |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Couchy, Temu Dracula, Wiles, and Don Jr., leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A knife and algae |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Criminal algae, they want to ruin |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | the city, just to make me look bad |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They hate me like my parents did |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I want them arrested |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I want them followed by Kash's SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It is the greatest pool |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And with tears in its- |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The work was done quickly and- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then lie and say it was Obama |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Stinky, no one believes that now |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I didn't stop eating cheeseburgers for this |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Call I'm Eric |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | My uncle went to MIT |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and was the youngest professor |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | who ever did hydrosonic nuclear |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I have genius in my bones |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And if I say it's clear then it is |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have worked harder than everyone |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And done more good for us than Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And I listen to you now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Tell me my works turn green |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I used to say you're fired |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | but not now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am the President of the United States |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The greatest in history, Teddy Roosevelt |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | told me when I asked him |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I got the FIFA Peace Prize |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And you insult me over a pool |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, grandpa's tired |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have lost a few fans |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I am out of diet coke |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's time |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | to do |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | the YMCA again, the people love it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Life was more fun with Jeff |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's Joe Biden's fault |