| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hunter will present his plea deal today. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He will arrive around noon |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and enter the court building here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've snuck into the deal a provision |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | that says he won't be investigated for anything ever again. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. It removes his being |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | an illegal foreign agent too. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Pedo Hitler, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The judge... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The judge found out about it and busted us. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She ruled the whole deal Null and Void. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody but the three DOJ f***ups, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could you shitbags screw this up! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We had this thing in the bag! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That bitch wasn't supposed to read the small print we slipped in. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You all said she was a stupid c***. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We'd get away with it, you said! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Hunter would skate, scot-free! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All his clear crimes memory-holed |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and all investigations dropped!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Pedo Hitler, we thought we could fool her ass. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | F***head, you couldn't fool an aborted baby! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Pedo Hitler, but she almost fell for it. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Almost fell? Idiot! But you totally failed, turdbag! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Eat me, dumbasses! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This means Hunter won't get just the wrist slap |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That I ordered you incompetent brownshits |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | To make sure he'd get, you puking jerkwads! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now Hunter'll be investigated for the rest of his serious crimes. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He could be convicted of money laundering! Bribery! Even treason! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And my fingerprints are all over that shit! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I personally talked on the phone to at least twenty of the same scumbags! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Did they think they were dealing just with Hunter? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | No, of course not. They wanted to deal with me! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Only I could get them what they wanted. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Those investigations into Hunter had to end. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now my name will be dragged into all this g**dam criminal crap! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Once they dig, I'll make Hunter look like a f***ing Boy Scout. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm too f***ing old to go to jail for life. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The only hair I can sniff in prison is someone's who's named "Bubba"! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | There aren't any kids for me to grope there either! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. Pedo Hitler will sniff your hair soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess the only thing left to do |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | is push that UFO bulls*** today. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That "whistleblower." |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I know he's not ready, |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but we have nothing else we can use to distract everybody wtih, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or to blame Trump. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Boy, am I screwed. |
