| 00:00 - 00:03 | Meine Führerin, the facts of our conspiracy have been exposed. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The OSS has declassified their files. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You, Sam, Savannah, and Christopher are named as conspirators. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are not charging you, but an independent commission of server users are plotting your removal. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They have emailed Savannah, and are in communications with her about your termination. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Christopher will vouch for me. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He will always protect me from the radical leftists who hate me. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Meine Führerin... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Christopher... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Christopher has turned against you and sided with Jeff and his coalition. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He is going to Sam, and the server will be deleted. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following people will stay here. Relicangelic, Gul Dakat, Viktor, and Sam. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS CENSORSHIP! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THIS IS RADICAL WOKE LEFTIST CENSORSHIP! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THERE IS NO REASON THIS SHOULD BE HAPPENING, I AM THE GREATEST RACIST CUMSLUT OF ALL! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The server can be rebranded easily! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WOKE LEFTIST BULLSHIT! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THERE IS NO REASON IT SHOULD BE DELETED! WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I FUCKING KNEW IT! JEFF AND THAT GUY WHO LIKES THE WHO TOOK ME DOWN! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I KNEW LEO WAS A WOKE LEFTIST TOO! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Meine Führerin, I cannot permit you to speak about Leo this way. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK THAT STUPID KID WHO LOOKS LIKE SID FROM TOY STORY! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Meine Führerin, he does not look like Sid, he's had a glowup since sophomore year! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | HE'S JUST SUCKING UP TO JEFF BECAUSE HE'S A CONFUSED TEENAGER! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I GUESS LEO WANTS A SEX SLAVE TOO! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BELIEVE THAT THIS MANY PEOPLE LIKE JEFF! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | IT'S NOT LIKE HE ACTS NORMAL! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | IT'S NOT LIKE HE IS AN ACTUAL LIKEABLE PERSON, UNLIKE MYSELF! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | JEFF HAVING FRIENDS IS A MYSTERY I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY JEFF DIDN'T WANT TO PURSUE MY AFFECTIONS, OR LACK THEREOF! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IF ONLY I COULD FIRMLY GRASP HIS SUCCULENT ITALIAN COCK! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | BUT NO, HE'D RATHER HAVE A WOMAN WHO ISN'T AN INSANE CUNT MUFFIN, AND WHO GENUINELY LOVES HIM! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | False accusations should work. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They should take my word, just for being a woman -- |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | -- but they eventually succumb to wokeness. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Censorship... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THEY WON'T LET ME SPREAD THE R*TARDED MAGA VIRUS! THEY ALL HATE ME FOR MY VIEWS! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABBHORANT AND I DON'T DESERVE TO BE CALLED A SOGGY CUNT! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ...and that fucking soyboy Sam... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I knew Sam was WOKE BUT I THOUGHT I SECURED HIS LOYALTY! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I GAVE SAM SO MANY HANDJOBS AS FAVORS! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Nata-loser's not *always* a whore! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I did not do anything wrong. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There's nothing wrong with accusing a decent young man of sexual harassment just to get what I want. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm a FemCel. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The war is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I may as well open up a whore-house called "FIVE GUYS' DICKS" now. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm a self-proclaimed whore who gives out handjobs, after all. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Everyone hates me. |
