| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the floor team is making |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | steady progress across |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Asia, up through |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Africa, and into |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the Americas |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's ok, we gave them |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | rookies Cyrus and Angelson |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | (Braden) My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Cyrus is |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | (Ziegler) Cyrus is their best player by far |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He has actual fighting experience |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out but Preston, Yaworske, Brittan, Ziegler, and Braden |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck did this happen?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I drive a fucking Ferari in bedazzled loafers |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I took a new head shot for this shit!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Not only is Leganski kicking my ass in the chat |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But now I have to listen |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | to that skinny pollack chirp all fucking weekend |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | about my tiny miniscule cock!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Harbinger is eating our damn lunch! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | (Brittan) My Fuhrer we took him out in Europe |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then why is he still calling me Josh Hawley on J6?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Furher, Drew and Angelson were not expected to be any good |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Greeks are Italians who don't pay taxes! Of course he would be good! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And Drew and Cyrus still work in leadership |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | unlike you pathetic washed up fucks |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | driving your ass down to the Wharf |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Eating lunch at Officina |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | paying $65 for parking |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And trying to navigate around idling Ubers in one of the |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | worst designed streets in a city known for traffic gridlock |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now everyone knows when we don't cheat, we can't win!!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I used to be a someone |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I worked in the personal office! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I answered mail with the best of them! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now, all I do is curate |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | LinkedIn posts for every occasion imaginable! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I don't even remember taking half these photos I post! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But everyone smiles and everyone comments |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | As if we needed to know what someone's work anniversary was! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No one gives a fucking shit! Why do we do this?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | (Steve Ruppel): I like the posts |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now, Ben is going to head up OLA |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Leganski has a beautiful child that |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I will never have |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Bien, Cyrus, and Drew are going to make more money than God |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And I can't even hang my hat on Warzone |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The only thing that brings my pathetic life meaning |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Even though I'm a dirty cheater |
