| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, you had the 2nd overall pick. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And you fucked it all up. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You could have taken CMC. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Or you could have taken Jonathan Taylor. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But instead you took Bijan. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, I see. But I thought CMC would get hurt. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He's always hurt, I didn't trust him. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My feuer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | CMC.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | CMC is the #1 RB. You should have taken him. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was a big mistake to draft Bijan there. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | So you're telling me that I wasted the #2nd overall pick??? Chair bracket managers get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | My 2nd round pick was already a bust!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Ladd McConkey was a total bust! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | For fuck's sake, he was so mediocre I had to drop him! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | My 2nd RB is a piece of shit. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Kenneth fucking Gainwell! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why the fuck am I counting on him?!?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | There were so many better options in the draft! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I drafted Henderson and he sucked so I dropped him! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Henderson turned out to be a really good RB. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What do you mean good?!?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He became really after you dropped him sir. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WTF, he was my 2nd drafted RB!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And he turned into a stud after I dropped him?!?!? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | My 4th round pick in Wilson was a bust too! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Half my draft picks were wasted! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How do I beat El Cuñado now?!?!? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He's stacked at every position! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | King Henry poured in 45 pts last week! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He somehow knew Achane would be a stud! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And then he got so lucky with JSN!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least Tyreek Hill broke. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That weakened him for a bit. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He also drafted Caleb Williams. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And he was super inconsistent. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But then Katie dropped Burrow! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And gave him a QB1 out of nowhere!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He was still weak without Hill. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But skated along with DK! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | At least he punched a fan! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, U.P. gave him Goedert too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And then he took a kicker in the 10th. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And somehow that worked out for him. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And now that I face El Cuñado in the finals. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And he's projected to beat me. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I don't see how I can possibly win. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And against such a cocky asshole... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I have no chance. |
