El Cuñado vs. Eric the not Great.

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El Cuñado vs Eric the Not Great. El Cuñado will win, Eric will lose.

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00:00 - 00:03Sir, you had the 2nd overall pick.
00:04 - 00:05And you fucked it all up.
00:05 - 00:07You could have taken CMC.
00:08 - 00:12Or you could have taken Jonathan Taylor.
00:12 - 00:15But instead you took Bijan.
00:17 - 00:19Yes, I see. But I thought CMC would get hurt.
00:19 - 00:21He's always hurt, I didn't trust him.
00:24 - 00:26My feuer...
00:27 - 00:28CMC....
00:31 - 00:33CMC is the #1 RB. You should have taken him.
00:34 - 00:36It was a big mistake to draft Bijan there.
00:53 - 00:58So you're telling me that I wasted the #2nd overall pick??? Chair bracket managers get out.
01:13 - 01:15My 2nd round pick was already a bust!!
01:15 - 01:17Ladd McConkey was a total bust!
01:18 - 01:23For fuck's sake, he was so mediocre I had to drop him!
01:25 - 01:28My 2nd RB is a piece of shit.
01:29 - 01:31Kenneth fucking Gainwell!
01:31 - 01:34Why the fuck am I counting on him?!?!
01:34 - 01:37There were so many better options in the draft!
01:37 - 01:40I drafted Henderson and he sucked so I dropped him!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, Henderson turned out to be a really good RB.
01:42 - 01:46What do you mean good?!?!
01:46 - 01:48He became really after you dropped him sir.
01:48 - 01:52WTF, he was my 2nd drafted RB!!!
01:53 - 01:54And he turned into a stud after I dropped him?!?!?
01:56 - 01:57My 4th round pick in Wilson was a bust too!
01:57 - 02:00Half my draft picks were wasted!
02:00 - 02:03How do I beat El Cuñado now?!?!?
02:04 - 02:08He's stacked at every position!
02:08 - 02:13King Henry poured in 45 pts last week!
02:14 - 02:16He somehow knew Achane would be a stud!
02:17 - 02:21And then he got so lucky with JSN!!
02:27 - 02:29At least Tyreek Hill broke.
02:30 - 02:34That weakened him for a bit.
02:34 - 02:36He also drafted Caleb Williams.
02:41 - 02:42And he was super inconsistent.
02:43 - 02:47But then Katie dropped Burrow!
02:48 - 02:53And gave him a QB1 out of nowhere!!
02:54 - 02:56He was still weak without Hill.
02:56 - 02:59But skated along with DK!
03:00 - 03:02At least he punched a fan!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, U.P. gave him Goedert too.
03:14 - 03:16And then he took a kicker in the 10th.
03:19 - 03:23And somehow that worked out for him.
03:25 - 03:26And now that I face El Cuñado in the finals.
03:31 - 03:33And he's projected to beat me.
03:40 - 03:46I don't see how I can possibly win.
03:46 - 03:49And against such a cocky asshole...
03:53 - 03:56I have no chance.