Der Untergang

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00:00 - 00:03We have two weeks until we cease operations
00:04 - 00:05we still have outstanding deliveries
00:05 - 00:07to RENK and SCHUNK
00:08 - 00:12we need someone to drive the van
00:12 - 00:15but, we don't have the money to pay them
00:17 - 00:19When the investment comes
00:19 - 00:21we can re-hire the driver
00:24 - 00:26Herr Schneider
00:27 - 00:28the investor-
00:31 - 00:33the investor has withdrawn their offer
00:34 - 00:36somebody showed them the metabase charts
00:53 - 00:58stay in the room, Lander, Rosenwald, Ferber and Gauder
01:13 - 01:15YOU SAID 50 MILLION
01:15 - 01:17WE HAD THE SIGNATURE, YOU TOLD ME IT WAS DONE
01:18 - 01:23FACTORY 2 WAS A SURE THING
01:25 - 01:28You even showed me the AI mock-up!
01:29 - 01:31Phillip was figuring out how to keep robots out of the rain
01:31 - 01:34we were supposed to be retired on a beach by now!
01:34 - 01:37You said, the golden lots would save us!
01:37 - 01:40do you know how many customers we abandoned?!
01:40 - 01:42Herr Schneider, if we had just turned off FactoryOS-
01:42 - 01:46FACTORYOS IS THE REASON WE GOT SERIES A
01:46 - 01:48Herr Schneider, if only you let Zeng-
01:48 - 01:52don't talk to me about Zengin, all of our profits went into your Porsche
01:53 - 01:54ZENGIN!
01:56 - 01:57that cartel of my former employees!
01:57 - 02:00one Rajkovic makes the parts, another takes the profits
02:00 - 02:03do you think Amazon let their suppliers set their prices?!
02:04 - 02:08There's a reason you're in a Porsche and I'm in a Stadtmobil!
02:08 - 02:13Lander takes the tram!
02:14 - 02:16AI Factory of the future!
02:17 - 02:21and we got scammed by our COO's side hustle!
02:27 - 02:29Rosenwald and Ferber
02:30 - 02:34I'm told 3/4s of our burn rate is your salaries
02:34 - 02:36all to keep your face on the pitch deck!
02:41 - 02:42And you to get your 10k steps!
02:43 - 02:47We were losing a shopfloor worker once a shift!
02:48 - 02:53and every engineer who "wanted to stay" was "Open to work" on LinkedIn
02:54 - 02:56Platform was going to be tripled
02:56 - 02:59we even invented a role
03:00 - 03:02what even is an "IPE"?
03:04 - 03:07Rula, it's over now. You can put your socks back on
03:14 - 03:16I hear Alexandra has resigned
03:19 - 03:23I don't think agentic AI can replace her
03:25 - 03:26Andreas Max Fischer is running the company now
03:31 - 03:33the investment is lost.
03:40 - 03:46Has anyone got Sam Altman's number?
03:46 - 03:49I'm sure OpenAI are hiring
03:53 - 03:56Send him my CV