| 00:00 - 00:03 | we will continue the work |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | on the APIs for |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | agentic shopping |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and migrate echo logs |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | to databricks |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | we will need Michaela |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to help with the workload |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Tony... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Schweitzer is |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | leaving Kroger for a new opportunity |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She is following James |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone who wants to work with AI, ML, MCP - leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What in the actual fuck!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What is it with that company? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What is an Augmodo anyway? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why do you need a camera on a badge? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | with AI and lasers and shit. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Just use a clipboard and a pencil |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And write with a little number next to a UPC |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | that has worked for 100 years! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Tony they offer fully remote work |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then how are they supposed to collaborate!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They also put a camera on a laptop |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Was that a data driven decision? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Always with the cameras |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We spent millions on a lease |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | for a state of the art new building |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that we share with a different company |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | So that we can collaborate |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | with the developers in the other building... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ...that is across the street. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It is the very definition of synergy for creating shareholder returns |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We are the leaders of APIs |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and you can't spell API without AI. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | So don't tell me we don't use AI. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We even have a drivers license |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A drivers license to use AI. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It was mandatory training! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Along with copilot to shit out code for you. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That thing still suggests DO WHILE loops |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who the fuck uses DO WHILE? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Megan, you can use FOR loops. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | AI is just a bubble. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and In Office work is the future. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We need more RTO |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | RTO, is how we land the planes. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Someone create a new APT request |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | for some AI bullshit training |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and make sure you turn on your camera |
