| 00:00 - 00:03 | English Literature Paper 1 is here, Sir. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Have you revised? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Mr Morris' notes are good. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They cover all the relevant topics for both works. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We revised Portia, Bassanio, and Antonio. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What was in the paper? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner says it was about the Jew. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Steiner said it was piss easy. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who revised Shylock, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why is it the Jew??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Of all the characters in the play!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I revised every single person except him! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why did I trust u_not_stalin on Reddit? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I could have got a 9! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'll be lucky to even get a 4 now! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I hate all those stupid AQA examiners and the |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | invigilators as well with their stupid games! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, it was really easy. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up! All those Macbeth idiots will do better! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, J+H was good at least. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I was cooking but all my pens ran out! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And what even is the id? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I revised everything on |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the notes and Freud wasn't even there, I |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | don't know why I bothered! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And now I am going to fail my stupid GCSEs! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I don't even speak English, I am German for God's sake! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | At least tell me the boundaries are low. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Otherwise I'll end up with straight 2s like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why did my pens have to run out? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I know all the analysis about liminality. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I even revised Utterson! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm finished. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even the Scrooge people will get into sixth form now. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And you lot all standing there, thinking the paper was really easy. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You all disgust me! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I bet you've all been celebrating on the chat. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Well you take your 9s and get lost! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, you do Macbeth. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Or maybe this is my fault. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Mr Morris told me not to leave it until a day before my exam. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's done now. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I have failed. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All those hours spent messing around in lessons, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and I still don't know who Freud is. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll see you on Results Day. |
