| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Führer, we've just been informed |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the firefighters intend to take |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | industrial action. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They say they will begin to wear red T Shirts |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and begin making embarrassing comments about us online. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Nonsense. They won't. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They have no mandate |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the vote was 99% in favour |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and they have the support of the nurses |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | who are also taking industrial action |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All members of the FENZ negotiation team stay. The rest, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU IMBECILES!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | DON'T YOU KNOW THEY'RE NZ'S MOST TRUSTED PROFESSION?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | 2 YEARS AGO, THEY HANDED US OUR OWN ARSES! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THE ENTIRE COUNTRY RAN OUT OF CHALK PENS! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THOSE SCHOOL CHILDREN WERE DRIVING AROUND |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WITH CARTOON DRAWINGS OF OSTRICHES ON THEIR TRUCKS! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND SARCASTIC YET FACTUAL CLAIMS ABOUT MANAGEMENT INCOMPETENCE! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They were very well drawn, Mein Führer |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT UP!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, 1% PA over 5 years is a very reasonable offer! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WHO TOLD YOU THAT; BROOKE VAN VELDEN?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SHE'S NEW ZEALAND'S ANSWER TO KIRSTY NOEM! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | SHE'D PUT A BOX JELLYFISH IN A CHILDREN'S SWIMMING POOL! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | DON'T YOU REALISE, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | BEFORE SOMEONE MAKES A SATIRICAL VIDEO OF ME |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND CHANGES THE CAPTIONS?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THEY WILL MAKE ME LOOK |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | LIKE A FOOL! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | EVERY TIME WE TRY TO SCREW THEM |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | AND EVERY TIME THEY MAKE US LOOK LIKE IDIOTS. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | SOME CLEVER LITTLE BASTARD |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | CALL-FORWARDED ALL THE FIRE STATION PHONES |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | DIRECTLY TO MY OFFICE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | IN NATIONAL HEADQUARTERS! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I HAD TO HIRE YET ANOTHER DEPUTY NATIONAL COMMANDER |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | JUST TO DEAL WITH THE UNWANTED CALLS! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we've disconnected the landline |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Our fleet is in tatters. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And our stations are leaking like a sieve |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | every time it rains. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And we've cancelled the upcoming recruit courses. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Still, on the bright side... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least no one, |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Is spamming us by email. |
