The king

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00:00 - 00:03We arranged this meeting to discuss with you
00:04 - 00:05the airspace infringement in Ciergnon
00:05 - 00:07The helicopter entered the zone from the south
00:08 - 00:12You asked the presumed terrorist to leave the zone
00:12 - 00:15He told you then that the King was on board.
00:17 - 00:19First of all, I'm the King!
00:19 - 00:21All of my colleagues call me Elvis the King
00:24 - 00:26Davy...
00:27 - 00:28They are not serious...
00:31 - 00:33They want to get rid of you
00:34 - 00:36as soon as possible
00:53 - 00:58Everybody that hates me can now leave the room, and don't come back!
01:13 - 01:15I'm the greatest FICO
01:15 - 01:17that the world has ever seen!
01:18 - 01:23I even have the same haircut as Elvis
01:24 - 01:27and I learn to play guitar!
01:30 - 01:32He forgot to mention Planning
01:32 - 01:34I'm sure the planning is against me also!
01:34 - 01:37They are giving me late shifts all the time
01:37 - 01:40but i only ask mornings!
01:40 - 01:42But Davy, you work in a 24/7 system!
01:42 - 01:46I don't care , i'm the King
01:46 - 01:48You don't even work night shift!
01:48 - 01:52I have sleep apnea,
01:53 - 01:54I have a prescription of my doctor
01:56 - 01:57and it's a good friend!
01:57 - 02:00Such a good friend, that my back is always hurting !
02:00 - 02:03They don't want to give me 8 weeks in congé in summer!
02:04 - 02:08How am i supposed to go to all festivals?
02:08 - 02:13I'm also working every Christmas eve instead of going on ski holiday
02:14 - 02:16They force me to call sick!
02:17 - 02:21and then they send me the control doctor
02:27 - 02:30and when i'm not home, I have to drive more than 25 km
02:30 - 02:34and it's not legal! i know my rights!
02:34 - 02:36and nobody wants to swap shifts with me!
02:41 - 02:42Bastards!
02:43 - 02:47The approach is also making too much noise!
02:48 - 02:52I tell them to SSSSSSST all the time
02:53 - 02:56They don't care, so i have to ruin my haircut with my headset
02:56 - 03:00and all the pilots are also so bad, they don't know the airspace!
03:00 - 03:03I have to file reports all the time!
03:04 - 03:07Nicole, did you fly in the restricted 22 again?
03:14 - 03:18I'm sure my colleagues are shiting in my valiseke...
03:19 - 03:23It smells so bad !
03:25 - 03:29I put a camera inside it, I will find who did this!
03:31 - 03:36Even you, Gert, you are not following orders anymore
03:40 - 03:46You used to be my wingman!
03:46 - 03:49I will show them all that i'm the king
03:53 - 03:56I call sick tomorrow.