| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the blue shirts will be |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | available sooner than we |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | anticipated. It looks like they will arrive |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in Irving as early as next week. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't care when |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | they get here. Red until April. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chief, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | there's |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There's another AI video. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | In this one you shit your pants. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If I didn't personally appoint you, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | SHIT MY FUCKING PANTS!?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THEY SHOULD BE ON THEIR KNEES, |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THANKING ME FOR ALL I'VE GIVEN THEM. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | TWO NEW STATIONS, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THE HUNDRED YEAR PARTY, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | TILLERS! I'VE DONE EVERYTHING FOR THEM! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I created the blocker program |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | after what's his name got hit. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Wasn't that Chief Taylor? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT JAY FUCKING TAYLOR! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Chief, I'm just telling you what I heard. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who was the Chief when it started? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I WAS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They gave me the award. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It's on my wall, not his! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'm so sick of hearing Jay Taylor. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | These ungrateful, soft, millennial "firefighters" |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | don't know how good they have it. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | When I got hired, the old guys |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | did nothing but smoke cigarettes and tell me to grab my saddle. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They have to pay for these videos. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I did not shit my pants. I AM A MAN! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A big strong man! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The recliners, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | TAKE THEIR FUCKING RECLINERS! We'll see how they like that! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND THOSE DISGUSTING CROCS, NOT IN MY FUCKING STATIONS! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I hope they walk through shit, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | VOMIT, OR BLOOD |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ON EVERY CALL THEY GO ON!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anna, at least he's not mad at us. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just want to collect a paycheck, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and relax in Turks and Caicos. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe I should retire. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I think I might do it. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But that son of a bitch Harvey. If I go he wins. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Mr. "I'll just use my sick time." |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | No recliners from 0700-1700. |
