| 00:00 - 00:03 | Phase 1 of the khuzam regeneration is almost complete |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the toilets look shiny |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | just like the concept art |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | perfect for kids to vape in |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | staff may have to teach in tents though |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | those chumps took the payrise, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | they'll deal with it |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Lee |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the current staff... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | they've fucked off to far better schools |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they think you're a megalomaniac cunt |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Marc, Adam, Chris, Salma, stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 18,000 dirhams |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | they got their fucking pay rise |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | a free cookie every term! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ungrateful cunts |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | we're better than fucking GEMS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | why would anyone want to leave |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | we offer high quality CPD |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | we are not a stepping stone school |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | actually, the CPD is dogshit |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | wtf am I paying you for you useless prat?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | nobody likes a carousel CPD. I copy and paste ideas from Chat GPT |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm not surprised Salma! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Lazy bitch! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Always shuffling around |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with your headphones in |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | as much use as a knitted condom |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | fuck your timers! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | now we're left with incompetent fuckwits |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | from ministry schools |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Do I like using my half term to sabotage leavers careers? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Yes, I do, it gives me what my wife can't... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ...a semi! The sour bitch |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | the whiskey has taken its toll |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm not out of touch |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm always right aren't I! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | you plebs have never questioned me, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'd have your bollocks in a vice |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | if you did anyway |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll replace you with Deon in an instant! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Dua, there's always Choueifat |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I thought they'd come crawling back |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | why don't they want to work under a dictatorship? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | you're fucked |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll replace you all |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | if you can't keep staff to teach these little fuckers |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Zaki, Ezhil, and Joe will have your jobs |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | jesus wept... |
