| 00:00 - 00:03 | We will have games in shitholes like Glantine, Mountcollins |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Abbeyfeale |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | askeaton |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Kilcornan |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Kildimo and of course Ardagh |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yeah but we've secured Signing Mike o Keeffe and Seamus o Carroll |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They're done deals |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Kev |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mike |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mike o Keeffe re-signed with Newcastle Town |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Seamus played with Pike the other week |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those that seen me score that screamer in training last Thursday leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I even edited a picture with Mike holding a jersey saying deal done |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | NCW Town Fc they arent even competing for the league |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Jesus Fucking Christ |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and Seamus |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Pike fucking Pike |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He can stick a pike up his arse |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I dont want that washed up auld cappagh cunt |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Kev he was top goal scorer in premier last season |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He couldnt do it in the bog fields of ardagh |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Kev the mud gets on his goggles |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I couldnt give a fuck |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | His from Cappagh |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Cappagh for the love of god |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Hurling and football in the shit fields of croagh |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | week in week out |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He was building near Kilcornan |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Kildimo and Askeaton would have been no journey for him |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now his fucking around the city in slums |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Where even is Pike |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fairview though their some team |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Me though i like win and a 99 ice cream whippy |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | makes me strong |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Joey is responsible |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Stay Mike Stay |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Creeves and Glin with be laughing |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I might even have to ask Brian Crowley to come back |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Copenhagen are getting a beautiful player in him |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Im stuck with the scutter in Division 3 |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay we'll go get him that 99 whippy |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Christ Carrig Celtic would have even got these two over the line |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least we got Ray Cahill |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He'll score |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | bangs them him he does |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Where is that legend |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He must be down in Nearys the gas man |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck it id love a pint |
