| 00:00 - 00:03 | Servers are ready to launch and vibes are immaculate |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You have 10 quests completed in Westfall |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And another 10 in Loch Modan |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Professions are maxed out and your character |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | is fully rested in Stormwind |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Clear my schedule |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I want to go all in on the relaunch today |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My lord, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They postponed the relaunch for a "couple of days" |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There's nothing we can do but wait |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All white knights, copium guzzlers and Epoch team members GTFO |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is fucking fucked! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Utterly completely fucked! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | These mods and devs have no respect for us |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fucking pregnant men all of them |
| 01:30 - 01:31 | Please don't cry Kes |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | For weeks they have been feeding us hope |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Blue-balling us while laughing at our backs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Do they even know that "a couple" means two days? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My lord "a couple" can also mean... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up you fucking moron, it means two! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My lord, please remember the devs work for free.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I am entitled to complain and I will |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IDIOTS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Basic communication |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | is something you learn in kindergarden |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but they can't share the simplest things |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "A few hours more", "a couple of days" |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I demand to know exactly when I can play |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I just want to login and crank it |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Without getting DCd into an endless queue loop |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm tired of this shit |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My brain is rotting from the discord and reddit |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But I can't stop reading it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm consumed by it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm so tired of these wipers and Kezan PVE nerds |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can't take one more cringe message defending the devs |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I don't care that they work for free |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They have promised me a good product |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But they obviously can't code for shit |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Kes, ulmetrs will show them |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And the mods are ten times worse |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And everyone baiting me saying the servers are up |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's not fun |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I fall for it every time |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I know deep down it's a joke but I want to play so bad I choose to believe it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm so tired of spamming login |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Please relaunch soon |
