| 00:00 - 00:03 | We will approach the KOM from Fife Lane. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Avoiding much of Oldfields. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We'll then rip up Old Fields Bump. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Fuhrer will be in 4th position coming over the top, led out by Pankow. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We will rotate smoothly coming down until Lords Lane. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, I'll come around that stud Steiner and take the KOM. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 32 MPH should be enough to take it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner . . . |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner broke his collar bone. And Big Chair set a new KOM last Wednesday. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Big Daddy got it at 32.6 MPH. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following people will stay here: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Buchdorf. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The fucking Big Chair Ride! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I ordered you to put turkeys in the road! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'm so goddam fucking sick of Don Foster stealing KOM's while everybody else is working! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All those fucking midgets. Blais, Ruffus, Scontras. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Christ, they are shorter than me! How do they do it? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Foster could be my grandfather, for fuck's sake! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why doesn't he have a job? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What happened to the turkey road block?!?!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Bloom rode right through the middle of the flock at 30 MPH. It was insane. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Insane?!?! I'll tell you who is insane! That little fuck Ruffus, or Bruno, or whatever the hells he calls himself this week! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, he used to ski moguls at Killington. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Moguls are for pussies! They are the CrossFit of alpine! The glades is what matters! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's got fucking mental issues! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | His incessant, meaningless, confusing e-mail rants. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | His stupid stories and videos from the old days. Who the fuck cares? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He's pussy whipped now. That's all that matters! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And that little fucker Scontras. Some ride boss he is, huh? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Skipping pulls, bailing on drinks, riding a fucking mountain bike in a cross race! You have got to be kidding me! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And yet these bastards got my Oldfields Chinese Downhill KOM! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Well, I'm fucking sick of these Big Chair assholes! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Exeter used to be the "A" ride. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Not any more. Now it's the fucking Big Chair! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can't understand it. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Their riders suck individually. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Metzger, Leighton, Prugar, Rami, Hillard, Vogel, Murray! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Jesus Christ, Leighton can't even keep his front wheel on the pave! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But somehow when they ride together they bring the best out of each other. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | While I'm stuck riding with you pukes! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Why can't we meet for beers after rides like they do?!?!? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Jerry doesn't go for beers with them. His wife won't let him. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I give up. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe I'll take up something easy, like kite surfing. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or CrossFit. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That Greek. Tom Dickhead. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I'll just hastily sell all my bikes and equipment like he did that time. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | After his little "cardiac event." Cunt. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Shit, the Big Chair rules. |
