YourHero parody
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Portugal Parody for summer event. It's just for fun and it's not meant to offend anyone
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are burning cash in Portugal |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I have no idea why |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I'm using a Germany map here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But I guess is because Portygal is as messy |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | as Germany was back in 45 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I agree, we need |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to stir things up |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Andreas |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We need... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We need to relieve Francisco |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and start managing them directly |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out, except Kostas, Alkis, Filippos and the other Alkis |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I told you!!!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told you this would happen!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How the hell a country that's so very much like ours |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | should succeed in so short time???? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's just no possible |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The cheap clients, the smart ass pros |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | always being funny and stealing us |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We dealt with that for years until we found our way |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Andreas, we should hire more.... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you crazy????? We should fire!!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Andreas, let's stay calm and positive |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I should pull the plug immediately |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Right now!!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Those first 6 months were |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | a real circus. We had no idea |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | what was happening and we spent money like |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | we had unlimited funds |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They had no idea how to do things |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | No idea how to manage pros and engage them |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I need to think about this and make a decision. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Get me Ricardo on the phone |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I have my pride and we'll make it work |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and then conquer the rest of Europe |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm pissed |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We could had made thigs so much easier if we had buddies since day 1 |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But we just assumed those dudes were already tough in the ways |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That took us years to master |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And still trying to learn every day |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We'll have another failed semester |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Relax, Margarita...you'll be fine |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Let's make pros event in both cities |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And from there, see where it leads |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Kostas, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You take over |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You'll have to deal with them daily, like a pitbull with Fillipos and Alkis |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And it's better to bring results |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You are dismissed |