| 00:00 - 00:03 | Team, we are going to faith. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They will not expect it after we got our assholes widened at maintenance. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We will log in here, and here, and then rush the room. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Sir, they spotted us parking! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Their reinforcements are on the way. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But surely we can win? I spend more money than them. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We even brought Fuego and V |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Joe... They brought Ivan. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Zelda and KH too... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have no chance at winning. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We should retreat while we can. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Brian, Beaner, Jon, stay behind. EVERYONE ELSE LEAVE! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | KILL BIBIMBAP BEFORE SHE GOT TOO POWERFUL |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | NOW WE LOSE EVERY BOSS BECAUSE OF YOUR USELESSNESS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | EVEN FUCKING ACTAEMON |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't worry Viola, we won Illust! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | USELESS, WEAK, PATHETIC |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | YOU ARE GETTING WALKED ON BY NEUTRALS AND RICE FARMERS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I DID NOT LEAVE EXALT, THE GREATEST ALLIANCE IN KANOS, JUST TO JOIN THIS SHITHOLE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir! We have 17 Joma Hands |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THOSE JOMA HANDS ARE USELESS IF WE CAN'T WIN CALIGO! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But if we can make the hands, surely we will win the war! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | NO! BECAUSE YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS PROMISED THEM TO SOME DUMB LOW LEVEL MAGE |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WHO WAS JUST A TIMER MAKING WHORE FOR YOU |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How can we win this war if I don't get Joma Hands on an account I don't even own?? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All I need is a few players with above room temperature IQ. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND YET HERE I AM, SURROUNDED BY MONKEYS! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND THAT'S AN INSULT TO MONKEYS WORLDWIDE. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | HALF OF THE GROUP HAS SPLIT OFF INTO FAITHLESS, DEYING MY SUPREME LEADERSHIP |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND THE OTHER HALF QUESTIONING MY DECISION TO KEEP THE SCAMMER YEAR IN REVOLUTION |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I WILL NOT HAVE YOU SQUABBLING BABOONS TELLING ME HOW TO RUN THE ALLIANCE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now then, our next move is to PM every lanos and beg them to join Siras. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Start with the heavy hitters, like Chavo, Art, Oliver, and Yona |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | IF YOU SHITS WERE HALF AS GOOD AS CHAVO AND YONA, WE WOULD'VE WON TWO WEEKS AGO! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why can't I have Chavo whisper sweet nothings into my ear one more time... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'M TIRED OF JUSTIN, HE ALWAYS WANTS TO BE THE LITTLE SPOON! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm the one who should be the little spoon... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe this war was a mistake after all... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Maybe I was blinded by my own ambition and greed... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | BUT WE COULD BE WINNING IF VIKK WAS STILL HERE |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | If only I had treated him nicer... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | He reset caligo 6 times in a row... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We must focus all of our efforts on Kanos. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They are making a mockery of me. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I will not tolerate it! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I still have my inheritance and my retirement fund left to spend, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | so prepare for war next illust. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Zelda truly is a meme god. |
