| 00:00 - 00:03 | LSU had great practices this week |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Kelly was impressed |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Nuss threw the ball here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Arm looked good here! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Receivers caught great! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Runners were strong! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The Oline blocked great |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well Coach…. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I’m not sure… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Can we level with you? |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Maybe they weren’t that great? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Coordinators stay behind, everyone else leaves! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I’m the winningest coach |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Do you realize who I am |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I was winning games when you were in diapers! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why do you constantly oppose me? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I can’t be fooled! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Defense is looking great! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Nuss is hurt, but we can’t reveal that! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I ran off Dembrock for this?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We have a great offense! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What I saw against Ole Miss was worse than Miles |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Give it time! They’ll click! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you not realize why I left the Irish? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Woody promised me |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | it would be better here! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It has started to unfold again. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why can’t we win these games! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Did you not see Ramos make the kicks? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Our defense can’t do it all! Weeks tossed his cookies! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Complimentary football? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | When was the offense complimentary? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Playoffs!? Playoffs?! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Who mentioned playoffs! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This is Nuss…. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | … I mean nuts. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Who should we call up? Can Van Buren save us? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Could we switch QBs like Kiffen? I know Miles went through this too |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Can Van Buren run and throw? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I thought Nuss could run? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who said Nuss is healthy? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | This is all Orgeron’s fault! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The Oline is pathetic! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Last year we couldn’t run, it’s no better this year. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The press will …. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | .. have a field day. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do I need to wear a full metal jacket? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Why is this happening again? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least I have a massive buy out |
