| 00:00 - 00:03 | The draft lottery was tonight |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You had three chances |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to win the number one pick |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 2,137 simulations showed that you had a 30.37% chance to win |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and only 16% chance of losing top four |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm sure we did fine |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | A top four pick is good |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Didn't get any picks in the top four |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was Rocky who got #1 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who wanted me to lose the lottery, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THE #11 SPOT WON THE LOTTO!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | NICO HARRISON WON IN REAL LIFE? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That rat-nosed piece of shit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He deserves NOTHING. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I am in a state of DISTRESS. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Nico can eat my ass and taint |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Nico destroys his team and gets REWARDED |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer, aren't you happy for Rocky? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well GOOD FOR HIM. What about ME!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But you got #6 and #9 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a fuck about 6 and 9 |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Flagg should be MINE. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This is rigged. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Tanking is fucking stupid. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I can't believe I wasted a whole season. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All those picks, all those sims, for WHAT!? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All of that effort for Kon Knievel or whoever the fuck is at 6 |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why do I even bother trying? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That's what I get for fucking around and STALLING. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Wish I blew it up sooner. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Perhaps I could have gotten Castle last year. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And now, I maybe get Bailey. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Such bullshit. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And I am fucking ANGRY because this was OUR TIME. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We did everything right and it got us absolutely nothing. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What else could we have DONE!? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I am going to cover Adam Silver in TAR. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The floor will be soaked in his BLOOD! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Get it together, Tre Johnson is good. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is pathetic. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I know why our prayers weren't answered. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | God hates us all. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Very well. We move on. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I hope Dylan Harper will still be there at #6. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He probably won't be. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Guess it's Kon Knievel. |
