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1 x Airbridge Ticket Home After This One - Row Of 4 Please!!
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gentlemen, as you know, group circuits |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | have been moved to |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Friday mornings after our |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | last working hours meeting |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | 'Cleaning is my cardio' is not an excuse. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Anyone over 6ft |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | is exempt from a beasting. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We found the pace stick to be an |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | inaccurate way to measure yourself. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has seen over my head, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is f**king unbelievable! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I have spent 4 months nurturing the |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | morale of this woke, shit det |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and still I'm shafted by Kamikaze Sheep, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Nocturnal JNCO's and a f**king endless BCP. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The wet bulb has nerfed my circuits, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | an asthmatic ant with heavy shopping gets more |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | of a decent workout |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir they're not mandatory |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'll be disappointed if you don't come |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | DD are snowed under, they've had an email |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They've only got to lube a satellite dish. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Everyone is thredders |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | even the firefighters are |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | as qualified as a johnny with a hole in it |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | not that we can stay overnight to use one anyway. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Yet somehow I still have Carl Jr. as a crotch goblin |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They've even cancelled my airbridge so I can't see him. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even 'pissing with a hard on' has lost it's magic. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Not that I could sing it at Christmas carols anyway. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fuck I'm out of breath again. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I haven't been this breathless |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Since they told me I was a good boy. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've tried so hard, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Those 8 minutes cost me a week of drinking, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | all because a NAAFI nudist had it quite literally out for me. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I even attended the USB brief, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | abandoning my construction project at TSB, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | setting me back weeks with the conservation girls. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he told me he was 6ft too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm not ready to say goodbye. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You're the best minions I have ever had. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | End of Video. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | End of Video. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | End of Video. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | End of Video. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | End of Video. |