ASI Life
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Morale for island life. All welcome to enjoy. Try not to be offended
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gentlemen as we all know |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The gym needs moving |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The termites have won. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have identified a way to successfully move the gym, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With minimal risk to NAAFI stock. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We can get it done |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 8-12 on Wednesdays |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We now work 08:00-17:30 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | without padre cover. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks we’re in the UK, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is f**king unbelievable |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I spent 3 weeks nurturing the morale |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | of this woke shit det |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Only to be shafted by bandwidth bandits |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and a shit handover. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If they want Dolly Parton on overtime |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They better get her down here |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | draw this new gym out herself |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Invite her to the Christmas ball |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up you bimbling prick |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I’m sorry sir I’m just a fan |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | She still won’t Slob On Your Nob |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Everyone is thredders |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How can you tan |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | your cheeks when you’ll never see the |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | bastard sun for a fortnight. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The only man with morale on the island has even |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | privatised the kettle in some last ditched attempt for normality. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even the quiz nights are frustrating, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Weaponised autism can only do so much for a man |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fuck I’m out of breath |
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