Trump Epstein Files

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Trump discovers more photos have been located and he is being controlled by the Israelis.

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Epstein's Pilot14 hours ago
True... Or just very close?
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00:00 - 00:03As the NSA discovered Mr President the lost photos of yourself
00:04 - 00:05taken on Epstein's's Island have been leaked'
00:05 - 00:07They show you here at the Jacuzzi
00:08 - 00:12evidenced by the orange scum in the water filter
00:12 - 00:15and here with Maxwell at the "Little Hands" massage hut.
00:17 - 00:19That's nothing to worry about,
00:19 - 00:21I'll just deny anything happened again.
00:24 - 00:26Mr President
00:27 - 00:28But
00:31 - 00:33But Donald you were bollock naked in both photos
00:34 - 00:36and Maxwell was holding your Weiner!
00:53 - 00:58Vance, Kushner, Witkoff, Ratcliffe remain everyone else fuck off.
01:13 - 01:15Fuck me you cunts
01:15 - 01:17"were they all destroyed" i said, "especially the gimp suit ones"
01:18 - 01:23Holy fuck can you lot not do anything right, Obama had his burnt, he's squeaky fucking clean now.
01:25 - 01:28it's another Daniels fuck up only worse for fucks sake.
01:29 - 01:31If Melania's pics turn up I'm fucking screwed
01:31 - 01:34she'll ruin me.
01:34 - 01:37Those ones of her going down on Degeneres
01:37 - 01:40will out sell her own fucking Movie
01:40 - 01:42But Donald she only sold 150 tickets worldwide
01:42 - 01:46Do you want to be the stupid cunt to tell her that?
01:46 - 01:48But Donald you said you wore the troosers in the Whitehouse
01:48 - 01:52She's a fucking MOSSAD general you dick
01:53 - 01:54She's a bitch
01:56 - 01:57I can't fucking have a piss without
01:57 - 02:00her telling me where and when.
02:00 - 02:03I can do fuck all without fucking approval
02:04 - 02:08Turn a fucking blind eye to Gaza she warned
02:08 - 02:13or I'll waken up with a horses head beside me in fucking bed
02:14 - 02:16How the fuck would I tell the difference?
02:17 - 02:21And then I'm told to bomb the fuck out of Iran for her Israeli fucking masters..
02:27 - 02:29At least on the Island
02:30 - 02:34I got to feel young tits
02:34 - 02:36Not her old tiny wrinkly things
02:41 - 02:42It's him
02:43 - 02:47It's that bastard Nathan Hey You, he has the photos
02:48 - 02:53And he was there too with me for fucks sake
02:54 - 02:56I wondered way he brought his fucking camera.
02:56 - 02:59I wasn't allowed mine, I should have fucking known.
03:00 - 03:02"Smile Donny" the cunt kept saying.
03:04 - 03:07It's ok Miss Bondi your safe now.
03:14 - 03:16"Jeffrey, this can never get out." I said.
03:19 - 03:23"Of course not Donald, you're a good mate" he said.
03:25 - 03:26Jared.....
03:31 - 03:33I lied you wanker..
03:40 - 03:46you think you're set for life, but you won't be getting any inheritance from me, ..
03:46 - 03:49Because Ivankas mother was on the island too
03:53 - 03:56Ivanka is Clintons