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Bone comes back from holiday to find out the guild can't clear.

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00:00 - 00:03So basically while you were away on holiday
00:04 - 00:05We decided to carry on with the progression
00:05 - 00:07We pulled the boss here for Phase 1
00:08 - 00:12We managed to beat the DPS check and went to phase 2 on this platform
00:12 - 00:15And we pulled it to the corner here.
00:17 - 00:19Isn't it too far from the add?
00:19 - 00:21so that melee can't cleave?
00:24 - 00:26We're sorry but...
00:27 - 00:28Arkae
00:31 - 00:33suggested it to get better parses.
00:34 - 00:36Frost mage can still cleave.
00:53 - 00:58All of you out, except Koko, Shane, Warlock and Znekro
01:13 - 01:15Why can't you follow simple strats!?
01:15 - 01:17I've even drawn in Paint!
01:18 - 01:23Do you know how hard it is to draw the boss in Paint!?
01:25 - 01:28Ah, maybe I should have done a power point presentation.
01:29 - 01:31I even shared the video guide.
01:31 - 01:34And you still couldn't it figure out.
01:34 - 01:37If i'm not there for callouts you all run around like headless chicken.
01:37 - 01:40You can't even press your raid cooldowns in time without me.
01:40 - 01:42Boss, The timer addon wasn't working. It's not our fault.
01:42 - 01:46Open the clock app on your phone you idiot.
01:46 - 01:48Boss, the phone was charging.
01:48 - 01:52Then count it in your head, you mophead.
01:53 - 01:54JUST FOLLOW THE STRATS.
01:56 - 01:59How do you want to be in Hall of Fame if you can't even follow simple strats.
01:59 - 02:00How do you want to be in Hall of Fame if you can't even follow simple strats.
02:00 - 02:03You bullshit me with Arkae's parse cause you can't follow simple strats.
02:04 - 02:08It's not his fault he's playing a broken spec.
02:08 - 02:13We need mages cause of this shitty dps check in phase 3.
02:14 - 02:16DPS is all that matters.
02:17 - 02:21That's why I gave them all the loot
02:27 - 02:29Healers and tanks can just play better.
02:30 - 02:34They usually do. I trained them myself.
02:34 - 02:36They press their cooldows on time.
02:41 - 02:42Fucking parses.
02:43 - 02:47DPS can't press their cooldowns cause they lose a GCD.
02:48 - 02:53As if you can get a good parse if you don't kill the boss.
02:54 - 02:56Maybe we have to stop uploading logs.
02:56 - 02:59They have warcraftlogs open on their 2nd screen after every pull.
03:00 - 03:02They look at their dps meters instead of doing mechanics.
03:04 - 03:07It's ok. You pressed your raid cooldowns on time.
03:14 - 03:16Maybe we should disband and rebrand.
03:19 - 03:23We have good tanks and healers. We just need good DPS players.
03:25 - 03:26Surely they pressed all their cooldowns on time.
03:31 - 03:33What is this mistake on this pull?
03:40 - 03:46You rolled off the platform you idiot?
03:46 - 03:49You can't even roll as a DK.
03:53 - 03:56Maybe I need to play tank.