Hitler Plans Burning Man 2025
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hitler decides he can't go to burning man because nobody likes him.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | we have checkpoints set up |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and ready to stop |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | all vehicles on 447 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | at nixon, empire and gerlach near the pizza place. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we will detain all wookies and mexicans here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Where is my Starlink? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | i'll need my starlink. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | um, sir, mr. elon, sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the community has found out your brother is on the board. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it's not a good look at all. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | bigballs and the rest of the coders stay here, the rest of you get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | i thought that shit was HIDDEN!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | what the fuck, i thought you scrubbed the website |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | if these fucking hippies find out my brother is on the board of directors |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and that we've been slipping marian money |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | there will be a kerfluffle of biblical proportions |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | we were supposed to be Camp S.S. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | right next to barbie death village. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | now what the fuck are we gonna do? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Opulent Temple has Offered to Host Us |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | fuck that asshole! have you seen the Moop Map? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | sir elon, diplo will be there |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | oh my fucking god, fuck that guy. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HE SUCKS ASS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | i was going to have to coolest dj's ever |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | fuck the mayan warrior |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | wait until they see my Gigantic Cyber Truck!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | it's 60 feet long, stainless steel and it shoots fire |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and i've got rocket ships painted on the |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | on the side, dont you understand? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | my playa name is Where Ner Von Brown..its a PUN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | why does everybody hate me now? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | i make a couple of salutes and all of a sudden im a nazi? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | get the fuck over it! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | these goddamn burners think |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | their shit doesnt stink but |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | seriously, just because my brother is nazi adjacent |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | does that make him a nazi too? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | it's not like we're giving them a pile of gold teeth |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | it's legit crypto funds. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok, that's how he paid me too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | fuck it, i dont think we're going |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | this year, it's just too weird |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it won't be any fun |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | if i have to hide all day long |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and besides |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | no one will sell me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ketamine anymore. |