| 00:00 - 00:04 | After starting 0-3 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Houston Texans |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Have won 9 straight games |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | After no one gave them a chance after that awful start |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The Texans now have the SuperBowl as their Target |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How is this Possible? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They were supposed to lose to Buffalo, Colts, KC & Chargers |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Their Defense |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | is good |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It's the best of all time |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They're unstoppable |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | John, Cody, Jason and Clinton stay. Everyone else Leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I predicted the Texans would not make the Play-offs |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Now I will look like a fool! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How did they win so many games! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | CJ is a terrible Quarterback |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I hope the entire team |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Suffer season ending injuries |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Think of something we can do to stop them |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I don't care what it is, Just do it! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There is a Change CJ may suffer another Concussion |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What if he doesn't! We are doomed then! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They might play Baltimore in their first Play-off game |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Baltimore are not the same team as before |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They suck! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This was not supposed to happen |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 9 straight wins is a lot for a bad team |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | More like 9 straight losses |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now people won't stop making memes about me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I will never hear the end of it and I will be misserable |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Oh God! Why did this have to happen to me... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I have won the Pro Football Pick'em two years in a row so how was I wrong about this |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Not to Worry.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The Dallas Cowboys will beat them in the Superbowl |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They will not let me down |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Dak Prescotm is th Best |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't wait for that game! We will annihilate them |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Dallas wil score the most points ever in a Superbowl |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will have the last laugh then |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Everyone will be telling me I was right all along that I am the best |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And I will tell them.You should be ashamed for doubting me!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't know Dallas did not make the Play-offs |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What is this? Dallas has been eliminated? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I truly am Doomed now.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Dak was my last Hope |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A dream this is |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | A Truly horrible dream that I do not wish on anyone but... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | When I wake up... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | All will be alright... |
