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Between supply problems and software issues, Things are getting rather heated over at Blaze HQ!

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00:00 - 00:03We've hit a big problem with supplies
00:04 - 00:05It seems Toaplan 3 & 4
00:05 - 00:07can still only be found in
00:08 - 00:12random parts of Eastern Europe
00:12 - 00:15while Data East Arcade 2 is AWOL
00:17 - 00:19What about the new
00:19 - 00:21Broken Sword Collection?
00:24 - 00:26Well...about that
00:27 - 00:28It seems...
00:31 - 00:33Some Redditors are complaining
00:34 - 00:36that its running too fast
00:53 - 00:58Go and inform them that we used the NTSC version and its as the developer intended.
01:13 - 01:15What do these people want?
01:15 - 01:17The fucking PAL version?
01:18 - 01:23I already explained it had a game breaking bug!
01:25 - 01:28I give them dipswitches and this is all
01:29 - 01:31they have to say!
01:31 - 01:34I suppose they won't like
01:34 - 01:37the SNK Alphas we have planned either
01:37 - 01:40Maybe I should give them Intellivision 3!
01:40 - 01:42This would only enrage them, Sir!
01:42 - 01:46They should be grateful they aren't console ports!
01:46 - 01:48Actually they said they want carts!
01:48 - 01:52Carts! They don't make any money and they break easier than pencils!!
01:53 - 01:54HARDWARE!
01:56 - 01:57That's where the money is
01:57 - 02:00Everything locked to Super Pockets!
02:00 - 02:03And New Alphas every Christmas!
02:04 - 02:08Every time we release a cart
02:08 - 02:13some jumped up little shit finds a bug in it
02:14 - 02:16and asks me when I'm going to patch it
02:17 - 02:21I suppose they are still upset about Asteroids "Deluxe"?
02:27 - 02:29Even I don't know what happened there
02:30 - 02:34All we had to do was pick the right version
02:34 - 02:36A trained chimp could do it.
02:41 - 02:42But no. We somehow used the wrong ROM
02:43 - 02:47and superimposed a fake background over it
02:48 - 02:53It didn't fool anybody!
02:54 - 02:56Its almost as bad as having to change
02:56 - 02:59the Jaleco Roms to the Japanese versions because
03:00 - 03:02some idiot forgot to remove the Nintendo logos!
03:04 - 03:07Its okay. We are a small company!
03:14 - 03:16I assume we at least fixed
03:19 - 03:23Cybernoid 2
03:25 - 03:26After all, all we needed
03:31 - 03:33to do there was turn off a crack
03:40 - 03:46We patched it right? I mean its not like we'd leave it like that for a year.
03:46 - 03:49Or make up some excuse about savestates?
03:53 - 03:56Anyone fancy a game of Ultimate Tennis?