| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've hit a big problem with supplies |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It seems Toaplan 3 & 4 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | can still only be found in |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | random parts of Eastern Europe |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | while Data East Arcade 2 is AWOL |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the new |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Broken Sword Collection? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well...about that |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It seems... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Some Redditors are complaining |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | that its running too fast |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Go and inform them that we used the NTSC version and its as the developer intended. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do these people want? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The fucking PAL version? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I already explained it had a game breaking bug! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I give them dipswitches and this is all |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | they have to say! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I suppose they won't like |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | the SNK Alphas we have planned either |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Maybe I should give them Intellivision 3! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | This would only enrage them, Sir! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They should be grateful they aren't console ports! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Actually they said they want carts! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Carts! They don't make any money and they break easier than pencils!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HARDWARE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That's where the money is |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Everything locked to Super Pockets! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And New Alphas every Christmas! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Every time we release a cart |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | some jumped up little shit finds a bug in it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and asks me when I'm going to patch it |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I suppose they are still upset about Asteroids "Deluxe"? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even I don't know what happened there |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All we had to do was pick the right version |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A trained chimp could do it. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But no. We somehow used the wrong ROM |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and superimposed a fake background over it |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It didn't fool anybody! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Its almost as bad as having to change |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | the Jaleco Roms to the Japanese versions because |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | some idiot forgot to remove the Nintendo logos! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay. We are a small company! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I assume we at least fixed |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Cybernoid 2 |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | After all, all we needed |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | to do there was turn off a crack |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We patched it right? I mean its not like we'd leave it like that for a year. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or make up some excuse about savestates? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Anyone fancy a game of Ultimate Tennis? |
