Hitler reacts to 2b2t getting banned
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(THIS IS SPECULATION, AND HAS BEEN MADE EARLY IN CASE 2b2t GETS BANNED AT SOME POINT CONSIDERING RECENT EVENTS)
Hitler learns that microsoft has blacklisted 2b2t, and is fuhrerious
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Some time ago Microsoft contacted 2b2t |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 2b2t was forced to ban |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Building offensive structures |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Players also cant use offensive language in the chat |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And players can be banned for breaking these rules |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Dont worry, microsoft wont escalate this further |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Hause also wont ban anyone |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Microsoft |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Microsoft just blacklisted 2b2t |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | No one can join the server anymore |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who reported 2b2t to microsoft, leave the room right now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THERES NO WAY THEY DID SOMETHING THIS DRASTIC |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THEY WIPED ONE OF THE MOST ICONIC MINECRAFT SERVERS FROM EXISTENCE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What were they fucking thinking? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THEY WIPED OUT 16 YEARS OF HISTORY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ALL THE BUILDS AND HISTORY IS GONE FOREVER |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ALL THE CORPORATE FAGGOTS AT MICROSOFT ARE TO BLAME |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ALL THEY FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS PROFIT |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, this was done to protect the community |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING SMOKING? THEY BAN 2b2t BUT NOT ALL THE P2W SERVERS? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, 2b2t is very toxic |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | IS SWEARING WORSE OR CHILD GAMBLING WORSE |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | MICROSOFT HAS NO RIGHT TO DO THIS |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 2b2t IS NOT RUN OR MANAGED BY THEM AT ALL |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THEY CONTRIBUTED NOTHING TO THE SERVER IN ITS 16 YEAR EXISTENCE |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | YET THEY RUIN ALL THE MEMORIES OF ALL THE 2b2t PLAYERS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND PREVENT ANYONE FROM ENJOYING IT IN THE FUTURE, EVERYTHING ON THE SERVER IS GONE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | 2b2t WAS ONE OF A KIND |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THEY TOOK AWAY MORE FREEDOM FROM EVERYONE THAN STALIN DID IN HIS LIFETIME! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This server was truly special |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | No other server had this level of history and uniqueness |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And 2b2t players are so dedicated |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They threw everything away |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ALL THE SPAWN OBSIDIAN ART, THE FAMOUS MEGABASES |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ALL THAT EFFORT AND INNOVATION IS GONE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | These greedy fucks will pay |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They have angered the 2b2t community |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They will be targeted by them from now onwards |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont cry, we can play on 6b6t |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I spent hundreds on priority queue |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I helped build some of the most famous bases on the server |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | All that effort is for nothing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | All that money is wasted as well |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | No one will be able to experience the awe of the server again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But Microsoft cant get away with this |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | 2b2t players will have their revenge. |
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