| 00:00 - 00:03 | We’ve been looking for 3 months now |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | knocked on every door |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | From Kabalana to Weligama |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | seems like the prices are going up |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And our price range is maybe only available in Hikkaduwa |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | so after all this |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | where did you buy? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner bought a property in Unawatuna |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Steiner says there was no other way |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | Everyone who found “a beachfront plot” on Facebook — leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:18 | I want walking distance to surf — not to sunbathing Germans. |
| 01:19 - 01:21 | I want to see girls in bikinis |
| 01:21 - 01:23 | not locals in sarongs |
| 01:24 - 01:26 | What will I do in Unawatuna?! |
| 01:27 - 01:31 | and these locals always agree on a price |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Then they change like they’re the SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And the Israelis are buying every house they can find |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | While all we got is a land in Unawatuna for 99 years |
| 01:41 - 01:43 | My Führer, but we have a lakeside view |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | It’s a swamp! |
| 01:44 - 01:46 | Full of sewage and plastic bottles |
| 01:46 - 01:49 | My Führer, lots of hip coffee places opened there recently |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | As if this place needs another smoothie bowl |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | or avocado on toast!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | Everything comes in a bowl, like there was a sale at IKEA |
| 01:59 - 02:03 | It’s rice and salad, not soup! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And don’t even get me started on their pizzas or burgers |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It’s never real cheese, so why the hell do they put so much of it?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I’m so tired of this place |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I don’t remember such a real estate price increase since Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just wanted to surf every day |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Have my own piece of land |
| 02:32 - 02:34 | Where I’m the sole owner |
| 02:34 - 02:35 | And now I have a local partner |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 99 years |
| 02:43 - 02:48 | Can’t believe I have a local partner for 99 years |
| 02:49 - 02:52 | Now he texts me every day — sending me weird emojis |
| 02:53 - 02:55 | They told me this was just an arrangement |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | He even added me on Facebook! |
| 02:59 - 03:02 | And now he wants to build a house for his mother on my plot! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry, we’ll be in time for Ulu Pilatis. |
| 03:13 - 03:16 | I came here to stay away from everything |
| 03:18 - 03:23 | If I wanted yoga chicks and Instagram influencers, I would have stayed in Berlin |
| 03:24 - 03:25 | we have no choice |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Let’s look next to The Rock |
| 03:41 - 03:49 | Come on, guys — you have to admit that falafel is pretty good. Even their hummus is good |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Call Susu |
