Hitler learns the Disco Biscuits fired Allen
1,355 views • 10/30/2025
Hitler is putting the finishing touches on tour plans when he receives some unfortunate news...
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're all set for tour mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | First we hit the plug to secure bags |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then we head down to Hula |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our boy should already be there with the tank |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Biscuits are set to play Halloween night |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Perfect. Nashville up next on Sunday |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Because fuck Goose |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The band... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The band fired Allen |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Apparently there was a pay dispute and they kicked him out |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who didn't come to Slayerville, Portland or the Mish GTFO |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How can they kick out Allen??? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He's up there every night busting his ass |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | While Brownie noodles with his Moog or whatever the fuck |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That he barely knows how to use?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He came in at one of their lowest points |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | puts up with their bullshit for 20 years |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And this is how they treat him??? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, tour is still on as pla- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHO GIVES A FUCK?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, the Star Kitchen drummer is stepping in |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Those setlists are going to suck anyway! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Bubble popped! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 80% space songs and Joey's trash songs |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | With an Abyss, Orch Theme, I-Man or Buddha thrown in |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And maybe a Spacebird or Basis if we're lucky! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They can barely sell 1000 cap rooms as it is |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now they pull this shit right before tour starts? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The cruise tanks, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who the hell wants to freeze their asses off in fucking Alaska? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I shouldn't be surprised, this is perfectly on brand |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Pay your fucking drummer! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All the shit he endured over 20 years??? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | bringing in Joey |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Barber punching the paper towel dispenser |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Booking a baseball stadium in bumfuck Normal, IL |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The setbreak |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Brownie hawking his stupid NFTs |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He should tell them to fuck off |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we still have our Chicago tix |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This too shall pass |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least Barber hasn't done anything stupid yet... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | that fucking spunion... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But it's early, |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You know his 4th DUI is right around the corner |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I guess the real Untz... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ... was all the friends we made along the way |
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moe.ron14 days ago
lmao at the part where "At least Barber didn't do anything stupid yet..." and his generals are looking at each other like 'i'm not gonna tell him are you?'


