Hitler learns the Disco Biscuits fired Allen

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Hitler is putting the finishing touches on tour plans when he receives some unfortunate news...

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moe.ron5 months ago
lmao at the part where "At least Barber didn't do anything stupid yet..." and his generals are looking at each other like 'i'm not gonna tell him are you?'
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00:00 - 00:03We're all set for tour mein Fuhrer...
00:04 - 00:05First we hit the plug to secure bags
00:05 - 00:07Then we head down to Hula
00:08 - 00:12Our boy should already be there with the tank
00:12 - 00:15Biscuits are set to play Halloween night
00:17 - 00:19Perfect. Nashville up next on Sunday
00:19 - 00:21Because fuck Goose
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28The band...
00:31 - 00:33The band fired Allen
00:34 - 00:36Apparently there was a pay dispute and they kicked him out
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who didn't come to Slayerville, Portland or the Mish GTFO
01:13 - 01:15This is bullshit!
01:15 - 01:17How can they kick out Allen???
01:18 - 01:23He's up there every night busting his ass
01:25 - 01:28While Brownie noodles with his Moog or whatever the fuck
01:29 - 01:31That he barely knows how to use?!
01:31 - 01:34He came in at one of their lowest points
01:34 - 01:37puts up with their bullshit for 20 years
01:37 - 01:40And this is how they treat him???
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, tour is still on as pla-
01:42 - 01:46WHO GIVES A FUCK?!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, the Star Kitchen drummer is stepping in
01:48 - 01:52Those setlists are going to suck anyway!
01:53 - 01:54Bubble popped!
01:56 - 01:5780% space songs and Joey's trash songs
01:57 - 02:00With an Abyss, Orch Theme, I-Man or Buddha thrown in
02:00 - 02:03And maybe a Spacebird or Basis if we're lucky!
02:04 - 02:08They can barely sell 1000 cap rooms as it is
02:08 - 02:13And now they pull this shit right before tour starts?
02:14 - 02:16The cruise tanks,
02:17 - 02:21Who the hell wants to freeze their asses off in fucking Alaska?
02:27 - 02:29I shouldn't be surprised, this is perfectly on brand
02:30 - 02:34Pay your fucking drummer!
02:34 - 02:36All the shit he endured over 20 years???
02:41 - 02:42bringing in Joey
02:43 - 02:47Barber punching the paper towel dispenser
02:48 - 02:53Booking a baseball stadium in bumfuck Normal, IL
02:54 - 02:56The setbreak
02:56 - 02:59Brownie hawking his stupid NFTs
03:00 - 03:02He should tell them to fuck off
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, we still have our Chicago tix
03:14 - 03:16This too shall pass
03:19 - 03:23At least Barber hasn't done anything stupid yet...
03:25 - 03:26that fucking spunion...
03:31 - 03:33But it's early,
03:40 - 03:46You know his 4th DUI is right around the corner
03:46 - 03:49I guess the real Untz...
03:53 - 03:56... was all the friends we made along the way