Hitler learns the Disco Biscuits fired Allen
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 • 10/30/2025Hitler is putting the finishing touches on tour plans when he receives some unfortunate news...
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're all set for tour mein Fuhrer... | 
| 00:04 - 00:05 | First we hit the plug to secure bags | 
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then we head down to Hula | 
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our boy should already be there with the tank | 
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Biscuits are set to play Halloween night | 
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Perfect. Nashville up next on Sunday | 
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Because fuck Goose | 
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... | 
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The band... | 
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The band fired Allen | 
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Apparently there was a pay dispute and they kicked him out | 
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who didn't come to Slayerville, Portland or the Mish GTFO | 
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is bullshit! | 
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How can they kick out Allen??? | 
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He's up there every night busting his ass | 
| 01:25 - 01:28 | While Brownie noodles with his Moog or whatever the fuck | 
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That he barely knows how to use?! | 
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He came in at one of their lowest points | 
| 01:34 - 01:37 | puts up with their bullshit for 20 years | 
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And this is how they treat him??? | 
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, tour is still on as pla- | 
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHO GIVES A FUCK?! | 
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, the Star Kitchen drummer is stepping in | 
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Those setlists are going to suck anyway! | 
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Bubble popped! | 
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 80% space songs and Joey's trash songs | 
| 01:57 - 02:00 | With an Abyss, Orch Theme, I-Man or Buddha thrown in | 
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And maybe a Spacebird or Basis if we're lucky! | 
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They can barely sell 1000 cap rooms as it is | 
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now they pull this shit right before tour starts? | 
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The cruise tanks, | 
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who the hell wants to freeze their asses off in fucking Alaska? | 
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I shouldn't be surprised, this is perfectly on brand | 
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Pay your fucking drummer! | 
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All the shit he endured over 20 years??? | 
| 02:41 - 02:42 | bringing in Joey | 
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Barber punching the paper towel dispenser | 
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Booking a baseball stadium in bumfuck Normal, IL | 
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The setbreak | 
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Brownie hawking his stupid NFTs | 
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He should tell them to fuck off | 
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we still have our Chicago tix | 
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This too shall pass | 
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least Barber hasn't done anything stupid yet... | 
| 03:25 - 03:26 | that fucking spunion... | 
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But it's early, | 
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You know his 4th DUI is right around the corner | 
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I guess the real Untz... | 
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ... was all the friends we made along the way | 
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