| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fuhrer Wilson, we have information |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | about Colin Edwin... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and his new project. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He and John Wesley have announced a new project |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | under the name of "Voyage 35" |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | "Voyage 35?" |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Is this some sort of joke? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fuhrer Wilson |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...there is..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | there is also another rumour |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | that Chris Maitland may be involved too |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Barbieri, Harrison, McStine.... stay here. The rest of you, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | VOYAGE 35? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT FUCKING BULLSHIT IS THIS? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | COULDN'T THEY COME UP WITH A MORE ORIGINAL NAME FFS? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Voyage Fuckiing 35.... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | how fkn DARE they |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Voyage 34 was meant to be Ralph's LAST trip |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It was ME who started this imaginary band |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and then Maitland and Edwin come along and want gigs and to be a "real" band |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but Fuhrer you already brought in Barbieri by then |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK EDWIN. FUCK MAITLAND |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Fuhrer, the fans, they wanted a real band too |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I dont give two FUCKS what fans want |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S MY BAND |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I created the music |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I repackaged the albums |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I re released them again and again |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | fancy deluxe boxes and limited editions |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | it was ME who made the fans pay again and again |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | for the same albums every five years |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and then remix, erase and re record for my own self satisfaction |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and this is how they thank me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | by going on tour with MY music that I created |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | the traitors that they are |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | "Up the downstair" |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | "On the sunday of life" and "The sky moves sideways" |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I done them ALL on cassette even before they came along |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | OK, not "The sky moves sideways" but so fuck |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It was all still about ME |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | MY band and MY songs |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | "Don't cry, we still have Blackfield" |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I bet if they record the shows |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | they wont even ask me to do a dolby atmos mix either |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Bastards |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I still have No Man |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and if this gives that Tim Bowness any ideas |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll have his head on a fuckin plate too |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get me Akerfeldt on the phone now |
